Kabuteng P.Ink K. Poet Light Verse

Pinked

Honey, I'm home!! Did you miss me at all?
Where are you?
Yoo-hoo, anybody home??

Have you been extra good, and mmmm
the house seems so fresh and clean, wow!

Did you eat right? 
A-mazing! You actually washed the dishes! 
I think I should leave you more often!

Where are you anyway??

My, you even watered the plants!!
Are you for real? 
Or were you abducted by aliens??

Everything's just so dust-free...
and you changed everything,
even our white curtains!

You switched them to Red??
But I am not really liking it...
but at least it's not pink. 
I HATE pink.
Sorry hun, you know I love white.

Which reminds me,
Did you remember to do the laundry?
Did you remember to leave the whites ALONE?

Honey!! Gosh can't you speak up louder?
Where are you anyway?
I feel like I am talking to the wind here...
and what is that sound???

Ok, I'll follow there in the basement
what are you doing there anyway??
Shucks, the smell of detergent--
it's so overwhelming, hunny bun.

What's this hanging on the doorknob?
PINK shoelaces??
Where'd this come from??

DOOLEY!!! What the HECK have you done???
Are you for real?
I think you've been abducted by aliens!!

You touched my WHITES.
ALL of THEM??
even my shoelaces??
and you washed them with those
darn RED curtains????




**August 12, 2010
sorry I think my funny bone got broken...
based on Pink Shoelaces song :)
submitted for Deborah's Sum sum Summertime contest :)

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De R September 7, 2011 at 6:40 AM hehe- I remember this one. ;) Did I mention I hate pink? :P

Nick Bagnall June 2, 2011 at 5:23 AM Nobody's perfect !, very funny, congrats.

Carol Sunshine Brown June 2, 2011 at 5:22 AM Congrats on your well deserved win in Poet Destroyer's contest Nikko. Love, Carol

Joseph Osita June 2, 2011 at 1:54 AM Congrats on your deserved 2nd place win in P.d's contest

Jun-Jun Villanueva June 2, 2011 at 12:33 AM huhhh!!!!!! really awesome!!! so wonderful...you deserve the big win...congratulations...a winner as always..ahahaha.....galing mo!!!! sana ganyan dn ako kagaling,..hahaha...... junjun

Skat A June 2, 2011 at 12:27 AM grats on your awesome contest entry Luv*Skat

Gwendolen Song June 1, 2011 at 7:33 PM Not expecting this type of poem at all, Nikko! What a hoot! I have done the pink load of laundry multiple times in my first marriage... ha ha. I have not read any narrative like poems from you...much enjoyed. Looking forward to reading more of your stuff! Salamat! Gwendolen

Poet Destroyer A June 1, 2011 at 5:22 PM You know you got me with the color... lol... and I enjoyed so much first time and now... Nikko !~ CONGRATULATIONS!! by the way~ thanks for your PINKED poem in my old entry contest:-) Thank you very much for supporting my awesome contest. I had so much fun reading every entry. You know me i'm always glad to see you among all my chosen winners. Keep posting your good poems,..p.d.

June 1, 2011 at 4:40 PM Congrats on your win with this enjoyable read. Alexa

Jack Horne June 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM LOL, Many congrats, Nikko : )

Dr.Ram Mehta June 1, 2011 at 1:38 PM Congratulations on the second place win in the contest, nikko

Linda-Marie Sweetheart June 1, 2011 at 12:54 PM absolutely positively perfect ..another great win in this contest sweet friend Nikko.. oh please enjoy luv..

Kris Walters August 23, 2010 at 6:23 PM Geez... this has happened to me before- only I was the guilty party and with a load of pink stuff that wasn't supposed to be pink. This is fun to read, nicely done! Thank you for your kind comments and fun contest :) hugs, kris

Poet Destroyer A August 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM I trully love this one Nikko, wow! it is crazy not bumping in to you on the soup.lol...korek ka dyan!!!lol,, from yahoo messenger, later,..p.d. (going to my fav.s)

Anthony Nutter August 20, 2010 at 3:25 AM Enjoyed this read, put a smile on my face. I also like your style, the reader becomes a voyeur listening in to a private conversation.

Connie Marcum Wong August 18, 2010 at 8:35 PM Congratulations Nikko, This was real cute. Aloha, Connie

Carol Sunshine Brown August 17, 2010 at 9:08 AM Congratulations on your win Nikko in Deborah Guzzi's contest " Summertime,Summertime, Sum, Sum, Summertime". Love, Carol

Gert W. Knop August 17, 2010 at 5:35 AM Wonderful, ito tula, Nikko! Umaasa ako ikaw ay nagre-refresh ng isang linggo! I also hate PINK!!! And congrats on your third place win and being featured on Soup! I was lucky as it didn't rain so much last Sunday! We still have to boil our water though. Wish you all the best!...Ingat!...Gert

Dr.Ram Mehta August 17, 2010 at 2:54 AM Congrats on the third place win, Nikko

Andrea Dietrich August 16, 2010 at 8:14 PM CONGRATULATIONS, my little friend!! A big win for you. Luv, Andrea

Joyce Johnson August 16, 2010 at 7:48 PM Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

Carrie Richards August 16, 2010 at 7:38 PM Love it!!! You really made me laugh, Nikko! Kuddos to you!! Congratulations!

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 16, 2010 at 7:11 PM I knew it I knew it I knew it.. sweet friend... congrats on your big win in Debbie's contest... a super write and super win for u to enjoy its sweet success... with luv from Italy..caio..luv..

De R August 15, 2010 at 7:43 AM OMG, so funny nikko! I laughed so much ! Thanks for cheering me up a little, I really needed that. LOL I just forgot that I have to do the laundry:P Super funny, my friend nikko! Good luck in Deborah's contest! Emily

Poet Destroyer A August 14, 2010 at 9:42 PM you are kidding me,, Niko I am so laughing right now.. My peeps are wondering why i am laughing..Sounds like something my son did with his school shirts. Except he washed them with my red towels.. Guys are losers and we rule..But I love the color PINK,,lol,,:D,..p.d.

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