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Photoshop -N- Produce

My new fridge has a tv in door
It starts flashing my pictures galore
“I’m not that fat…now stop”
Dumb fridge used Photoshop!
Now my knuckles are swollen and sore

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 6/12/2012 12:56:00 PM

Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Limerick Fun, Limerick Crazy" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Ralph Taylor

Date: 6/11/2012 8:23:00 PM

Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Nice going. Thanks for your recent comments. hugs, Ralph

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/11/2012 1:20:00 PM

Nat, a super congrats in my contest... I had lots of giggles reading all my entries,..xox~pd

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 11/16/2011 11:39:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 11/15/2011 8:20:00 AM

congratulations on your win! reminds me of fatbooth, the app. have you seen that? it makes you fatter too! funny limerick. i especially liked the visualization of your anger in the last line - swollen knuckles, great image :)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/11/2011 1:03:00 AM

NATLIE~;-) CONGRATULATIONS, WITH YOUR entry FOR CAROLYN, TECHNO LIMERICK* Have a wonderful VETERANS DAY @;- GOD BLESS,..p.d.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/10/2011 7:33:00 PM

Very cute and inventive, Natalie! Congrats on a great win.

John Freeman

Date: 11/10/2011 4:57:00 PM

Congrats Natalie, great to see your limerick ace the contest. Great job. Agape, Moses

Gwendolen Song

Date: 11/10/2011 4:10:00 PM

Natalie~~~~~This was an incredible limerick and displays your complete and utter sense of humor in the lil things! I enjoyed this entry so much and glad to see I would have judged the contest just the same.....I was thinkin we could do Family Feud...my family against yours...????haha. Gwendolen

Date: 11/10/2011 3:30:00 PM

Congrats Natalie on your 1st place win, your limerick had me laughing as soon as I read it, very, very funny! Enjoy your win and thanks for joining in on the fun. Alexa

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/10/2011 10:00:00 AM

Congrats Natalie on first place with this awesome creation luv.. u are the best at this .. and I learned something too.. haha..luv..

David Williams

Date: 11/10/2011 9:10:00 AM

Hi Natalie congrats on your brilliant and very clever win, i gather from the blogs you were on some sort of TV. show, can't get the US ones in UK, but congrats anyway..David

Carrie Richards

Date: 11/10/2011 8:26:00 AM

Some of us might need that jolt when reaching for another piece of cheesecake!! Funny poem, Natalie!! Congrats!! (Hope you are enjoying your new car!!) :)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/10/2011 8:11:00 AM

Natalie, big congratulations on your first-place win in our contest. People usually use Photoshop to make people look better in photographs, but your fridge had quite an attitude and your response gave us a great laugh. The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. We both thought your poem deserved first place! Love, Carolyn

Gwendolen Song

Date: 11/4/2011 12:56:00 PM

Wow..u should go back to let's make a deal and try to win a better refrigerator, Nat. ha ha. This is a winning limerick....Carolyn will love it. Best of luck. Gwendolen

Jack Horne

Date: 10/30/2011 6:04:00 AM

LOL, I sure wouldn't want a fridge like that - my belly is way too big! Great fun write, Natalie

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 10/29/2011 12:55:00 PM

haha.. oh how super funny Natalie.. u are a gem when it comes to witty poetry luv.. if I had a fridge with a TV and it did not show a photo I liked.. bye bye fridge..haha... nice reflection and imagery luv..