Mark Koplin Poet Rhyme

Pelosi Vs Trump-Round One

Pelosi stumbles drunk, out in the night
She sees the Donald and picks a fight
Blitzed and hammered oh bless her heart
She reaches back to catch a fart
Unannounced and a surprise to all
Here comes sleepy Joe for a booty call
Trump is saved by a Biden sniff
Joe hits the ground with just one whiff
A true advantage the Don now takes
He fakes a grab and Nancy shakes
A blow delivered by orange hair and swass
Our dubious Speaker falls on her a$$
Joe wakes up from the gaseous sleep
He sniffs once more and begins to weep
Nancy jumps up on her wobbly knees
She drops the Trump with one more squeeze
Round one is over, now who will win?
We should know more when round two begins.

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Eve Roper July 28, 2020 at 2:52 PM When will ever end.. Mark Koplin July 28, 2020 at 2:53 PM Hopefully we’ll get a break after November

Frederic Parker July 25, 2020 at 8:33 AM my generation was raised by the insanity of those from ww2, we know insanity when we see it, and for those who cannot see insanity when looking at it says more about them then the insane person, how can one look at evil and see only good, it's not what they say it's what they do, when people hear only what they want to hear they are lost. there are people in this country that were sold pet rocks back in the day...pet rocks...let that sink in Mark Koplin July 26, 2020 at 10:31 AM So very true. Politicians will always be crooked and corrupt. Power always makes people insane

Jenna Logan July 25, 2020 at 8:30 AM Your humor is true to form, Mark. They should all be disqualified for hitting below the belt. :) Mark Koplin July 26, 2020 at 9:59 AM They act like children do I’ll make funnies about them

Tom Cunningham July 24, 2020 at 2:28 PM Politicians certainly make good comedians Mark, a laugh a minute. Tom Mark Koplin July 24, 2020 at 3:50 PM With social media they don’t have a chance

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 24, 2020 at 9:57 AM I doubt listening to the American news I would get any clearer a picture of what’s going on than this, LOL! Fun one, xomo! Mark Koplin July 24, 2020 at 11:29 AM That’s about right lol. Hopefully this gets a few laughs

Lin Lane July 24, 2020 at 8:10 AM Hi Mark, what a mess to think these are the leaders....I just can't finish that thought. The way that fight's going, there will never be a round 2! Mark Koplin July 24, 2020 at 9:04 AM What a fantastic day! I get visits from you and Jan. I hope all is well Lin. It’s good to see you. Wait for a Deuce to drop in number 2.... lol

Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 7:37 AM ha ha ha you are a gas Mark!:-) hugs jan xx Mark Koplin July 24, 2020 at 9:15 AM Number two ends with a twist Mark Koplin July 24, 2020 at 9:02 AM Thank you my friend stay breezy