Pee In a Cup -

Get up 
Shower
Pee in a cup

Cough - Give blood 
Only when told
But don’t give too much 
When you are old -

Urine’s no better 
When you are told
Vary your stream,
Your colors 
But – Don’t be too bold-

Now- 
Not too fast-
Get a strong hold-
Try to remember 
What’s  in front -
And behind you -
When you are old
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 11/28/2016 12:54:00 PM
:-) enjoyed! ~ john
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Date: 5/18/2015 12:27:00 PM
Rudolph, thanks for the fun write. A bit too bright, the color that is... LOL, pee in a cup.... I love it. FOREVER **SKAT**
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Date: 5/1/2015 10:10:00 PM
HA! Funny stuff. And coincidentally this is also somewhat relevant for myself ass I had to go piss in a cup for a new job today. " But don't be too bold". lol
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Date: 5/1/2015 10:11:00 PM
I meant as, not ass. Sorry sir, windows 8!!???.....
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