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Peace and Love

An alien travelled from Venus
And said there should be peace between us
My wife in her thong
Said he’s got a big dong
And then she said o dear he’s seen us




6 June 2022
Syllable count conducted on fingers
Contest: Funny Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2022

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Eve Roper Date: 6/22/2022 11:52:00 AM Hahahaha, big dong, :) Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Terry, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/22/2022 12:16:00 PM Thanks, Eve. Glad Soup didn’t veto it. Terry

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/20/2022 7:18:00 PM This is really funny, Terry. Congrats on the win Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/21/2022 1:52:00 AM Thanks, Andrea. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Terry Miller Date: 6/20/2022 12:36:00 AM Ha ha Congratulations, on your placement. Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/20/2022 2:51:00 AM Thanks, Terry

Paula Goldsmith Date: 6/19/2022 1:26:00 PM Congratulations on your win. Your "Peace and Love" is a "Creative" write. Today, be blessed with your win........... Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/20/2022 2:52:00 AM Thank you, Paula

Jo Chamberlain Date: 6/19/2022 12:36:00 PM Haha brilliant. Congratulations on your winning placement. Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/20/2022 2:52:00 AM Thanks, Joanna.

Tania Kitchin Date: 6/19/2022 6:55:00 AM Terry, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick! Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/6/2022 1:28:00 AM Lol, mmm I wonder what rhymes with Venus. Had to laugh at the finger count, my wife saw me and said what are you doing with your fingers. Tom Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/6/2022 3:11:00 AM I was proud to have avoided that rhyme, Tom. Half the fun is in the fact that you know everyone is expecting just that. Terry

L Milton Hankins Date: 6/5/2022 6:48:00 PM Oh, this is hilarious, Terry. I hope the alien from Venus has some understanding of marriage fealty. If not, I see, on the horizon, problems for the husband. And, perhaps, for the wife! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/6/2022 3:14:00 AM Thanks, Milt. It gave me a giggle, especially, as I intimated to Tom (above) that you know exactly what word everyone is expecting. Terry