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Peace and Love

An alien travelled from Venus And said there should be peace between us My wife in her thong Said he’s got a big dong And then she said o dear he’s seen us 6 June 2022 Syllable count conducted on fingers Contest: Funny Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Eve Roper

Date: 6/22/2022 11:52:00 AM

Hahahaha, big dong, :) Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Terry, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless

Terry Flood
Date: 6/22/2022 12:16:00 PM

Thanks, Eve. Glad Soup didn’t veto it. Terry

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/20/2022 7:18:00 PM

This is really funny, Terry. Congrats on the win

Terry Flood
Date: 6/21/2022 1:52:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Terry Miller

Date: 6/20/2022 12:36:00 AM

Ha ha Congratulations, on your placement.

Terry Flood
Date: 6/20/2022 2:51:00 AM

Thanks, Terry

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/19/2022 1:26:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Your "Peace and Love" is a "Creative" write. Today, be blessed with your win...........

Terry Flood
Date: 6/20/2022 2:52:00 AM

Thank you, Paula

Jo Chamberlain

Date: 6/19/2022 12:36:00 PM

Haha brilliant. Congratulations on your winning placement.

Terry Flood
Date: 6/20/2022 2:52:00 AM

Thanks, Joanna.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/19/2022 6:55:00 AM

Terry, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/6/2022 1:28:00 AM

Lol, mmm I wonder what rhymes with Venus. Had to laugh at the finger count, my wife saw me and said what are you doing with your fingers. Tom

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2022 3:11:00 AM

I was proud to have avoided that rhyme, Tom. Half the fun is in the fact that you know everyone is expecting just that. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 6/5/2022 6:48:00 PM

Oh, this is hilarious, Terry. I hope the alien from Venus has some understanding of marriage fealty. If not, I see, on the horizon, problems for the husband. And, perhaps, for the wife!

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2022 3:14:00 AM

Thanks, Milt. It gave me a giggle, especially, as I intimated to Tom (above) that you know exactly what word everyone is expecting. Terry