Terry Flood Poet Limerick

Peace and Love

An alien travelled from Venus
And said there should be peace between us
My wife in her thong
Said he’s got a big dong
And then she said o dear he’s seen us




6 June 2022
Syllable count conducted on fingers
Contest: Funny Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Eve Roper June 22, 2022 at 11:52 AM Hahahaha, big dong, :) Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Terry, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless Terry Flood June 22, 2022 at 12:16 PM Thanks, Eve. Glad Soup didn’t veto it. Terry

Andrea Dietrich June 20, 2022 at 7:18 PM This is really funny, Terry. Congrats on the win Terry Flood June 21, 2022 at 1:52 AM Thanks, Andrea. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Terry Miller June 20, 2022 at 12:36 AM Ha ha Congratulations, on your placement. Terry Flood June 20, 2022 at 2:51 AM Thanks, Terry

Paula Goldsmith June 19, 2022 at 1:26 PM Congratulations on your win. Your "Peace and Love" is a "Creative" write. Today, be blessed with your win........... Terry Flood June 20, 2022 at 2:52 AM Thank you, Paula

Jo Chamberlain June 19, 2022 at 12:36 PM Haha brilliant. Congratulations on your winning placement. Terry Flood June 20, 2022 at 2:52 AM Thanks, Joanna.

Tania Kitchin June 19, 2022 at 6:55 AM Terry, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Tom Cunningham June 6, 2022 at 1:28 AM Lol, mmm I wonder what rhymes with Venus. Had to laugh at the finger count, my wife saw me and said what are you doing with your fingers. Tom Terry Flood June 6, 2022 at 3:11 AM I was proud to have avoided that rhyme, Tom. Half the fun is in the fact that you know everyone is expecting just that. Terry

L Milton Hankins June 5, 2022 at 6:48 PM Oh, this is hilarious, Terry. I hope the alien from Venus has some understanding of marriage fealty. If not, I see, on the horizon, problems for the husband. And, perhaps, for the wife! Terry Flood June 6, 2022 at 3:14 AM Thanks, Milt. It gave me a giggle, especially, as I intimated to Tom (above) that you know exactly what word everyone is expecting. Terry