Poet Destroyer A Poet Limerick

Pdsaurus

BrontoPDsaurus    (LIMERICK)

Life-size dinosaur skeleton
No luck in collecting my specimen
I took one long pound,
Next I'm on the ground
Lucky T-Rex, ate meat of gelatin. 




NEW ERA  (HAIKU)  ((Ignore this part  ANDREA))

exhibit begins 
experience another realm
Amazing fossil


by;PD
This is by far my favoite limerick... Okay I got some good, but naughty ones.. 
will not post them here on the soup...

(example for contest)

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Joe Inka December 7, 2013 at 8:19 AM Was this a funny poem? You bet Jurassic was. lol. Now where do I find the naughty ones.

Robin Davis December 4, 2013 at 8:21 AM Linda Such an amusing and silly write. Brings a smile to the readers face and a chuckle in their belly. Nice job

Sheri Fresonke Harper March 16, 2013 at 2:35 PM Oh those fossils and dinosaurs, PD, fun haiku and limerick

Kabuteng P.Ink K. March 5, 2013 at 7:49 AM Hi! Saw your comments-- happy baby shower to Royal ;)! A grandson this time, huh? What's his name going to be? I'll tell you once I re-send the card, ok? Will try to catch you soon...beating deadlines right now...see you around, pd!

Ale A A February 26, 2013 at 4:08 AM Wow this is good. It's poems like this that inspire me to try new forms of writing. LOVE

Harry Horsman January 11, 2013 at 5:56 AM found one here not seen before,, these are wonderful Linda,,

Len Gasun September 17, 2012 at 5:41 PM Hi, PD! Such a very delightful limerick! I love it! Thank you so much for sharing and for taking your time to congratulate me. Have a very wonderful and grace-filled time/day! hugs:), Leonora

Apoorva Patrikar September 16, 2012 at 3:19 AM amused me!

Robert Pettit August 25, 2012 at 10:13 PM Very amusing limerick here PD.

Pace Ink-U-Script July 1, 2012 at 8:39 AM Lmao...very very creative limerick!!!

Andrea Dietrich May 13, 2012 at 10:41 AM it looks kinda upset. hahaha. well, I need to hurry off here. I'm going to try to see a few newbies if I can. Not too active here lately. Church is calling!!! Luv, Andrea

Andrea Dietrich May 13, 2012 at 9:59 AM hey, how are you, Irma? And what's up with this new avatar?? Happy Mother's Day to you, lovely lady.

Gwendolen Song April 25, 2012 at 3:30 PM PD, I totally loved this contest...loved how you decorated the place with your awesome example too...Gotta do another one of these silly limericks in the near future,...pretty please with sugar on top....FF, Gwendolen :)

Terry O'Leary April 18, 2012 at 5:12 PM Good Limerick, good Haiku, ... Now I'll haved a Good night! Terry

Jack Horne April 7, 2012 at 7:04 AM wanted another chuckle with this one, pd. with your sense of humour, how about a contest on the contents of the toilet bowl, lol

Honestly J.T. April 5, 2012 at 9:06 PM You make it sound like he was licking his chops. How unfortunate. Good write ~soupmail. - JH

John Loving Iii March 21, 2012 at 7:09 PM it's hard trying to figure out poems or what people are thinking while they write them. so i just said skip this one. you know me ; after the third martinni; who knows what i'll say. you know i was'nt trying to hurt you. so just forget it. john

Judy Ball March 20, 2012 at 4:51 AM Excellent entry for the contest my friend. So sorry to hear about your untimely demise at the snout of the T-Rex. (Ooo Hoo!) Good luck in the contest. Thanks so much for your kind words on my ABC poem. They can be fun sometimes. God Bless, JB

Richard Mcclellan March 19, 2012 at 1:29 AM That is a cute limerick PD... Oh, like the Haiku too.

Doris Culverhouse March 18, 2012 at 7:19 PM once when my nephew was like 5 we went to a dino exhibit and at the entrance was a fire breathing t rex and he would not go in the exhibit....after we bought tickets....

Robert Johnson March 18, 2012 at 3:21 PM Well, life goes on in different forms. Just like poetry, there are no norms.

Nette Onclaud March 18, 2012 at 12:58 PM wickedly funny, PD.. ohh, how can we top this for your contest??.... will start something soon... wow!..:) huggs!

M.I.A . March 18, 2012 at 1:05 AM LOL, what a funny limerick PD, love the title too. bigger than life indeed ;)

Jack Horne March 17, 2012 at 4:37 PM LOL, thanks for a laugh tonight, PD. Will have to have a go at this contest - thanks, loved your last contest : )

James Fraser March 17, 2012 at 10:19 AM You made me chuckle PD, with this koolio Limerick. Thank you kindly for honouring my poem. Have a lovely weekend :)

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