Pd How Foxxy Is She

There once was a fine buxom lass
who wrote poetry with real class
and though she was sly
real foxxy and why
that fair buxom lass was a gas!

Yes PD was not a late bloomer
her pages were full of rare rumor
she told bushy tales
of boys who ate snails
and ran from the po-po’s cruiser.

Well, foxxy ole PD’s so tart
she raised that low bar from the start
bringin’ on game
no man could tame
Unless, he’s N. Bone-a-part?

So, Linda we beg you to stay
do not leave us alone come to play
streak your hair red
get up from that bed
you know we all love your foreplay!

Tap that type, blow that screen, shred that page
yes, Miss Foxxy the world is your stage
I’m truly amazed
at your subtler ways
Your mischievous heart's all the rage!

What more can I say, I not her proxy
cause all of you know I'm not that foxxy
I’ll have to give in
end up with a grin
and beware of all the kits with her Moxie!


*6 Foxxy Limericks
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Maverick Avatar
June 17, 2013 at 2:11 PM
Congratulations Debbie on the win here.'
Dietrich Avatar
June 16, 2013 at 12:24 PM
yours is one of the funniest on the list, Debs. Thanks for the reread of this entertaining poem. GOOD one, and congrats for your win.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 16, 2013 at 2:58 AM
Congratulations Debbie xx
Gasun Avatar
June 16, 2013 at 1:46 AM
This is so lovely & amazing limerick for our very dear favorite poet & friend Linda. My heartfelt congratulations on your great win my dear friend Deb! Thanks for sharing your awesome write as well & your precious time visiting my latest poem! Have a blessed & grace-filled wkend! love lots and big hugs, Leonora
A   Avatar
June 15, 2013 at 12:30 PM
Debbie, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Thank you for entering this wonderful loving poem. Thank you for the warm feeling and smiles!!! I posted a sweet blog, to all who took the time in supporting my contest "ALL ABOUT ME..." **YES I SMILE** :-) ..........fav.......... ~xox~ LINDA
A   Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 11:44 PM
D.G.~ CONGRATULATIONS!! In my contest, and thank you for supporting my contest. I had a great time reading and judging every entry in my contest. Thanks for being among all my chosen winners. have a great one,.. Poet D.
A  Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 11:39 PM
congrats on your awesome contest entry luv*Skat
Maverick Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Good to see your placement in the P D contest Debbie, best wishes!
Horne Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 11:52 AM
LOL, Many congrats on your win, Debbie : )
Brown Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 6:58 AM
Congratulations on your placement in the contest Debbie. Love, Carol
Phookan Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 3:29 AM
Enjoyed these fine limericks on this theme..Many Congrats Debbie on your fabulous win.love, gautami
Osita Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 2:04 AM
Congrats on your big win in P.D's contest with this superb write
Johnson Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 9:23 PM
Great verse Deb it really flows 4 me, and thats how i like it, xo Don
Sweetheart Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 8:19 PM
Congrats Debbie on another big win in P.D.'s cool contest with this super write about her mystique luv.. enjoy..
Onclaud Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 7:55 PM
arresting and witty, debbs... you are a master of limericks! congrats..:) hugggs!
Fassbender Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 6:32 PM
Great Job Debbie!!! Love, Shani
Mehta Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of p.d., Debbie
Richards Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Excellenty Foxy Lady! (LOVE that Bone-a-part line !!!)
Omaidin Avatar
January 18, 2011 at 3:16 AM
A great series of entertaining Limericks. Very well done REgards, Déirdre
Keogh Jr. Avatar
January 17, 2011 at 12:53 PM
You get the top mark for the extended effort .Some of the lines are witty and winning, to be sure. Sorry that I have been so late getting back, but I have been tied up quite a bit. Soup Mail tonight. Regards Gerard.
Knop Avatar
January 17, 2011 at 2:32 AM
Shalom Deborah! Funny Limericks you have posted here! Best of luck in the contest! Love, Gert
Devonshire Avatar
January 16, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Soup mail in a second, Deb.
Dietrich Avatar
January 16, 2011 at 3:35 PM
ohh la la, She is gonna eat this up, Deb. They just got better and better as I read them, ending with the cute moxie line! About my prose poem and the new words, I had to look up a few of them myself after seeing them in the thesarous. hahaha. LUv, Andrea
Devonshire Avatar
January 16, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Funny tribute to PD, Deb. Hope she enjoys it and if it's for the contest, I wish you luck. Would you be a dear and take a look at Diane Locksley's limerick for your contest. She wants to know if her meter is correct and only you can determine that. Love, Carolyn
Beesley Avatar
January 16, 2011 at 2:16 PM
like the napoleonic reference
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