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Pd How Foxxy Is She

There once was a fine buxom lass
who wrote poetry with real class
and though she was sly
real foxxy and why
that fair buxom lass was a gas!

Yes PD was not a late bloomer
her pages were full of rare rumor
she told bushy tales
of boys who ate snails
and ran from the po-po’s cruiser.

Well, foxxy ole PD’s so tart
she raised that low bar from the start
bringin’ on game
no man could tame
Unless, he’s N. Bone-a-part?

So, Linda we beg you to stay
do not leave us alone come to play
streak your hair red
get up from that bed
you know we all love your foreplay!

Tap that type, blow that screen, shred that page
yes, Miss Foxxy the world is your stage
I’m truly amazed
at your subtler ways
Your mischievous heart's all the rage!

What more can I say, I not her proxy
cause all of you know I'm not that foxxy
I’ll have to give in
end up with a grin
and beware of all the kits with her Moxie!


*6 Foxxy Limericks

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 6/17/2013 2:11:00 PM
Congratulations Debbie on the win here.'
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Date: 6/16/2013 12:24:00 PM
yours is one of the funniest on the list, Debs. Thanks for the reread of this entertaining poem. GOOD one, and congrats for your win.
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Date: 6/16/2013 2:58:00 AM
Congratulations Debbie xx
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Date: 6/16/2013 1:46:00 AM
This is so lovely & amazing limerick for our very dear favorite poet & friend Linda. My heartfelt congratulations on your great win my dear friend Deb! Thanks for sharing your awesome write as well & your precious time visiting my latest poem! Have a blessed & grace-filled wkend! love lots and big hugs, Leonora
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Date: 6/15/2013 12:30:00 PM
Debbie, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Thank you for entering this wonderful loving poem. Thank you for the warm feeling and smiles!!! I posted a sweet blog, to all who took the time in supporting my contest "ALL ABOUT ME..." **YES I SMILE** :-) ..........fav.......... ~xox~ LINDA
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Date: 5/31/2011 11:44:00 PM
D.G.~ CONGRATULATIONS!! In my contest, and thank you for supporting my contest. I had a great time reading and judging every entry in my contest. Thanks for being among all my chosen winners. have a great one,.. Poet D.
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Date: 5/31/2011 11:39:00 PM
congrats on your awesome contest entry luv*Skat
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Date: 5/31/2011 4:50:00 PM
Good to see your placement in the P D contest Debbie, best wishes!
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Date: 5/31/2011 11:52:00 AM
LOL, Many congrats on your win, Debbie : )
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Date: 5/31/2011 6:58:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in the contest Debbie. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/31/2011 3:29:00 AM
Enjoyed these fine limericks on this theme..Many Congrats Debbie on your fabulous win.love, gautami
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Date: 5/31/2011 2:04:00 AM
Congrats on your big win in P.D's contest with this superb write
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Date: 5/30/2011 9:23:00 PM
Great verse Deb it really flows 4 me, and thats how i like it, xo Don
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Date: 5/30/2011 8:19:00 PM
Congrats Debbie on another big win in P.D.'s cool contest with this super write about her mystique luv.. enjoy..
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Date: 5/30/2011 7:55:00 PM
arresting and witty, debbs... you are a master of limericks! congrats..:) hugggs!
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Date: 5/30/2011 6:32:00 PM
Great Job Debbie!!! Love, Shani
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Date: 5/30/2011 5:47:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of p.d., Debbie
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Date: 5/30/2011 3:43:00 PM
Excellenty Foxy Lady! (LOVE that Bone-a-part line !!!)
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Date: 1/18/2011 3:16:00 AM
A great series of entertaining Limericks. Very well done REgards, Déirdre
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Date: 1/17/2011 12:53:00 PM
You get the top mark for the extended effort .Some of the lines are witty and winning, to be sure. Sorry that I have been so late getting back, but I have been tied up quite a bit. Soup Mail tonight. Regards Gerard.
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Date: 1/17/2011 2:32:00 AM
Shalom Deborah! Funny Limericks you have posted here! Best of luck in the contest! Love, Gert
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Date: 1/16/2011 5:25:00 PM
Soup mail in a second, Deb.
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Date: 1/16/2011 3:35:00 PM
ohh la la, She is gonna eat this up, Deb. They just got better and better as I read them, ending with the cute moxie line! About my prose poem and the new words, I had to look up a few of them myself after seeing them in the thesarous. hahaha. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 1/16/2011 2:46:00 PM
Funny tribute to PD, Deb. Hope she enjoys it and if it's for the contest, I wish you luck. Would you be a dear and take a look at Diane Locksley's limerick for your contest. She wants to know if her meter is correct and only you can determine that. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/16/2011 2:16:00 PM
like the napoleonic reference
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