Payback - For Into the Wood

Payback - for Into The Wood contest The gate to the path through the wood A statue on either side stood Together alone, cast out of stone They’d love to get up to no good Boy watching girl and girl watching boy Maybe they’re longing for x-rated joy Hmmm, said a fairy, what would they do If they were alive just like me and you Her friend waved her wand and each statue blinked Then into the wood together they slinked Both fairies followed the path to the clearing A little unsure of the sounds they were hearing When they arrived they observed with a frown The boy statue holding a wood pigeon down He said get a hold of this little git Hold it dead still while I s*it on it 7 January 2019 For: Into The Woods Sponsor: Silent One