Pathmark Perversity - New York

Cucumbers, celery and stem-vine tomatoes
were hobnobbing with my Russett potatoes.
Pears and plums and one Georgian peach
winked at the Wisk and Snuggled the bleach.
Pretzels and popcorn and the Tostitos chips
ogled in awe as Meyer's bacon strips stripped!
Mr. Clean and Mrs. Dash espied a risqued art - 
when double-clipped coupons tainted the cart!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Maverick Avatar
June 1, 2015 at 3:19 PM
Fun write here John..'
Inka Avatar
February 26, 2011 at 9:32 PM
I enjoyed reading this very very much, Rhyming forms are my favorite and this one was out of this world.
Augustus Avatar
August 17, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Nice one! I like all the items in your cart. Congratulations on getting a win!
Beer Avatar
August 12, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Not only can I understand the other forms of poetry I can't spell either. Handle is the proper word, God Bless Cile
Beer Avatar
August 12, 2010 at 8:47 PM
John, this is really witty. Rhyme I can nandle but I don't know these other forms. Loved it. God Bless, Cile
Dietrich Avatar
August 12, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Unique ending on this one, john. Congratulations on your win. LUv, andrea
Brown Avatar
August 12, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Congratulations John on your win in Linda-Marie's contest "Grocery Grammar ". The best to you always. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
August 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM
Congrats on the 2nd place win, John
Johnson Avatar
August 10, 2010 at 4:59 PM
Very funny. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Gorelick Avatar
August 10, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Funny one John...congrats on your win. BG
Sweetheart Avatar
August 10, 2010 at 1:17 PM
Congrats John on your second place win in my "Grocery Grammar" contest with this super write.. and thankxxx for supporting my contest endeavors..with luv..
Mehta Avatar
August 9, 2010 at 8:12 PM
A wonderful entry to the contest, John. Good luck
Richards Avatar
August 9, 2010 at 5:42 PM
As you always do.....making it to the top of my list!! Charming, and funny....Mr Clean's dashing ways... and Mrs. Dash fluttering her lashes....I can see it all now!! I'm sure that Georgian peach is blushing pink!! So cute!! :)
Devonshire Avatar
August 9, 2010 at 5:37 PM
Oh my, these talking groceries are hysterically funny. And it's so nice to see you posting again, John. I think this one will do very well in the contest. Love, Carolyn
Bracken Avatar
August 9, 2010 at 4:39 PM
This is very cute. Good luck in the contest, Shirley
Stella Avatar
August 9, 2010 at 4:12 PM
LOL this is an great entry John for the contest I had to change mine a few times including title lol loved the imagery in this one my friend hope your soaring high in the big apple all my best miss ya me been making more music lately and boy its frustrating at times but love it keep up the wonderful work as always
Brown Avatar
August 9, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Heck John this looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best in the contest. Sounded so fine to me. Best to you always in all that you do John. Love, Carol
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