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Pasta Disaster

I once met a fat lady called Nettie 
She ate plate after plate of spaghetti
Her face looked a real mess
Pasta splashed on her dress
She reminded me of a huge yeti


04~13~17

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Pashang Salehi

April 18, 2017 at 1:02 PM

I wish to know you on person you are hilarious

Jan Allison

April 18, 2017 at 6:44 PM

aww thanks Pashang I just try to make people laugh with my poetry:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

April 15, 2017 at 9:57 AM

Now! This would make me think twice before eating spaghetti, ha ha :) great one, Jan:)

Jan Allison

April 15, 2017 at 11:52 AM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 14, 2017 at 3:05 PM

- Funny ... it's a mess to eat spaghetti :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

April 14, 2017 at 3:33 PM

It is fun to eat though:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

April 14, 2017 at 11:14 AM

Cute Limerick, Jan! Fat lady could be a deterrent, but I'm not giving up my pasta dishes:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

April 14, 2017 at 11:39 AM

Nor me Paul lol I just had this image of a huge lady covered in spaghetti bolognaise and sauce lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels

April 14, 2017 at 4:26 AM

Another great limmerick, Jan! Especially liked the "Yeti" bit! :) Regards, John.

Jan Allison

April 14, 2017 at 4:58 AM

Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo

April 14, 2017 at 3:47 AM

You never run out of energy. Write one about the Energizer Bunny, please/ (BTW, a seven: number of shalom/completion). Anil Deo (And thanks for all you do here, and everywhere, in faith and His agape love)

Jan Allison

April 14, 2017 at 4:11 AM

I will try and rise to your challenge Anil lol:-) hugs jan xx

Doug Vinson

April 13, 2017 at 9:38 PM

Jan. : ) Ah, those carbohydrates....

Jan Allison

April 14, 2017 at 3:17 AM

Yes no wonder she's a large lady:-( hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

April 13, 2017 at 4:59 PM

another gem of a limerick, jan!

Jan Allison

April 13, 2017 at 5:10 PM

Thanks Ilene I've just written a Pleiades which I hope you will like too:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

April 13, 2017 at 4:03 PM

Haha.."Oh this Italian Nettie/ eating her long spaghetti/licking her thumb/scratchin her bum/ Her surname must be Messy" :) (Could even be Nessie if She eats like a monster.lol..Lovely sweet Jan.

Jan Allison

April 13, 2017 at 4:14 PM

ha ha ha great comment Charma:-) have a wonderful Easter holiday:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

April 13, 2017 at 3:53 PM

Did the splashed sauce on her dress look like confetti? :) Funny Jan except now I am hungry for some Italian food.

Jan Allison

April 13, 2017 at 3:57 PM

lol I like that rhyme Chris:-) we were going out for a meal but the pub didn't serve food for over and hour ... so we went and got a kebab instead - I love Italian food which is good as we are off to Italy on holiday this year:-) hugs Jan xx

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