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Oh the Cloud is wonderful Every thing in it's place Safe and securely held There in cyber space. Please enter your password To proceed to the store That may once have been correct But now it isn't anymore. Did you forget your password? Would you like to change it now? Follow the instructions Which will show you how. Enter your new password. Now enter again to confirm. Sorry they don't match They must be the same. You must choose a password Not used in the last year Enter new one in the box Just down here. I am a fallible human My memory come and goes Have I used this already Who the heck knows I resort to gross profanities Want to scream and shout Open a window and Throw my bloody laptop out. Jump on it and kick it Break the bloody thing in two Microsoft and Apple I hate the pair of you A deep enduring hate For the stress and strife Daily you have added To my once simple life. You have no compassion So long as your PC's sell If there is any justice You will all rot in hell. Your request has timed out For you took too long And too many times You entered data that was wrong I want to check my Bank Balance They said it would be fine Seven levels of security When you bank on line. We really don't have Assets to any great amount So I really do need regularly To check my current account It's all safe and secure There in cyber space Everything kept and recorded In its own proper place. Please re-enter your password We will tell you where and when Did you forget your password and corruption, here we go again.

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Date: 1/19/2023 3:00:00 PM
LOVE IT !!! LOVE IT !!! LOVE IT !!!! Its exactly what I go through every single day ! found a way to beat it, to ease my dismay. My password now is always the same.. I swore to beat them at their game. .. My password is I N V A L I D. very simple its true.. but if I ever forget it, a message come up on cue. Your password is invalid, kindly try again.
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Terry Ireland
Date: 1/20/2023 3:34:00 AM
Love it. My answer is part address and my last 3 service number. Seems to have almost solved the problem
Date: 1/19/2023 1:42:00 PM
You have captured this perfectly, Terry! I can relate 100%!
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Terry Ireland
Date: 1/20/2023 3:36:00 AM
It’s these software giants trying to take control of our lives Hate ‘em.
Date: 1/19/2023 1:26:00 PM
Oh, Terry, me too! One site completely broke down because I don't use my mobile. Elizabeth
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Terry Ireland
Date: 1/20/2023 3:38:00 AM
Yep I know - ant use one site because there is no way to let them know Ive changed my phone so the codes go to the wrong number.
Date: 1/19/2023 8:05:00 AM
Lol. Brilliant Terry, you have captured the frustrations of logging on well. Had trouble logging on here a while back and contacted admin who eventually emailed me back to tell my my log in details. Which was what I was using, grrrrrr. Sometimes it's best to walk away for ten minutes. Tom
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Terry Ireland
Date: 1/20/2023 3:40:00 AM
Thanks Yom. To make matters worse Sue has written an hilarious poem, which she takes great joy in performing, about this very problem I have..

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