Party of One

Father McMann was sweeping away the leaves from the church house walk When McGee strolled by, said McMann with a sigh "McGee, I think we should talk" He asked McGee, how in Gods name could he get so drunk last night So McGee gave in, confessed to his sin and did so without a fight "Well, you see now father, at the raffle in town I won me a bottle of whisky Then fell in the company of dubious blokes although I new it quite risky" "But you were with Mike and Pat and Shawn, and I know that none of THEM drink" "That's Gods own truth" moaned McGee and that was the problem, I tink"