Parley-Vous Parallel Universe

I pushed the red button The one that said don't push the red button And ended up on the other side Of something out of nothing I was in another world Another space and time Where I appeared to see what looked like me As I, me, and mine all intertwined My guess is this is the universe If I ever had my doubts Parallel as far as I can tell Or somewhere there about When suddenly I walked up to me Mono to Mono, Man to Man Since I am me and he is me Should we hug or just shake hands That's when I asked myself to dinner Where we had a pleasant time I found out through all of this That I'm a pretty likable guy He as me picked up the tab And me as he paid for the tip As I insisted through all of this That I'd get all of it We talked about what I enjoyed And much to my surprise Everything it is I like So do I As we were both eating our just deserts This info happened about by chance That this wasn't at all a parallel universe But the Southern most tip of France I was wondering while I was out with myself Why he was speaking French Now that I think about it It all makes perfectly good sense...