Overweight Vampires

Pardon me but have you seen an overweight vampire pass by this way within the last couple thousand years? Come to think of it, I've never seen a fat vampire It's not like they get a lot of exercise Laying around all day in their own grave You would think they'd a bit larger in size I mean don't they ever get hungry So hungry they say they could die That's hard as the walking dead with no lives left Bet they'd love if blood came deep Southern fried Do they prefer meat eaters over vegetarians Do they like their veins to be grain feed Or they picky or not with the choices they've got And would they settle for whatever is left It'd be nice if they could at least enjoy desert Maybe a slice of Red Velvet cake With icing so cold, matching their dead empty soul And red of course for reds bloody sake Yes, all the vampires I know are skinny minnies Could be cause they only know how drink I find it kind of cruel as all they can do is drool Watching as living sit there and eat