Our Christmas Eve Dinner

'Twas our Christmas Eve dinner; we all had sat down at the table to eat. Grandma couldn’t be found! We children were fussing; Dad rose to his feet. shouting, “Where are you, Ma? We’re ready to eat!” When from the next room we heard such a noise Jenny squealed, “Santa Claus must have brought toys!” We then heard a sound like a whimpering pup saying, “Help. I’ve fallen and cannot get up.” Grandpa jumped up and then rushed to the door that led to the bathroom. There on the floor lay our poor grandma, eyes widened in fear, looking like she’d got run over by reindeer! The dresser had fallen. It had her pinned down. Grandma was wildly flailing around. More swiftly than Rudolph, we did all we were able. We unpinned her. Then Mom yelled, “Back to the table!” Back to the dining room all we kids came As our mom started to call us by name. “Davy, Mel, Jenny, Angie, Marie. . . Get back here now. I’m counting to three!” Like animals not having eaten all day, stuck in a cage without getting their way, we sat at that table our bellies all growling, and Davy, the baby, by now was howling. And then finally what did appear? Dad with our grandpa and grandma so dear! Supported by both our grandpa and dad, Grandma was flushed and looking quite bad. She was dressed in a housecoat trimmed in white lace and a big purple bruise had now formed on her face. Mom pulled out a chair helping Grandma to sit, and then our dad bellowed, “OK, have at it!” Our mouths how they watered to see the large ham. “And that isn’t all,” said Mom, “I made lamb!” Her small pretty mouth was turned up in a grin, “The food’s getting cold now. Children, dig in.” Our dad how he laughed as he poured lots of gravy onto his potatoes and kidded with Davy. And Grandma sat smiling despite her great fall while Grandpa gulped spiked nog, not talking at all. With eyes that seemed bigger than my own belly, I dished out big spoonfuls of cranberry jelly. Mom winked and I knew I had nothing to dread. Her pleasure was in us all being well fed. I went straight to work at stuffing my face when suddenly Mom said, “We didn’t say grace!” We closed our eyes listening to our dad’s prayer. I peeked but was met by my mom’s warning stare! Dad finished the prayer with a hearty Amen. Then we were all grabbing Mom’s fixings again. When the food had all vanished and our stomachs hurt, we heard Dad exclaim, “So what’s for dessert?”
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Carmack Avatar
April 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I often look back at those special times we had together when everyone was still with us. I knew they were good then, but had not idea just how sweet time was going to make them. Congrats on your win with Daniel.
Dietrich Avatar
April 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Thanks. This was a made up poem for humor. I should have put something better in the contest!
Horsman Avatar
April 21, 2020 at 9:30 PM
Oh this is brilliant, and how many times have i said that to you, this will have to go to my fav, because it is a history lesson, on how families celebrated, and it is a gen of a poem, which one is tied to the poem till the end...This is a copy and paste from my first comment on it 8 years ago...nothing as change, still believe in every word from the comment i wrote...and more..
May Avatar
November 28, 2017 at 4:41 PM
This was fantastic and funny Andrea..enjoyed
A. Sharma Avatar
December 7, 2014 at 10:58 AM
Wow Andrea a tremendous beautiful write my friend! Big congrats!
Delaney Avatar
December 7, 2014 at 12:24 AM
Congratulations Andie: This is such a fun poem. Full of humor and familiar images, Love; SuZ
Eastman Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 11:42 AM
LOVED that ending. Congratulations on the win.
Jerden Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 10:25 AM
Nice lengthy one from you, Andrea. You wrote in the same meter and style as "A Visit from Saint Nicholas", I see. Well done. Congratulations!
Meier-Hans Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 7:44 AM
This is so hilarious Andrea. We were five kids and it sounded like our table at times right down to peaking while praying and moms warning stare. I absolutely love this and have to keep it. 7+ fav. Congratulations on your well deserved top spot.
Lamoureux Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 7:35 AM
Quite the adventure! Congrats.
Mehta Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 7:01 AM
I liked this delicious dinner poem, andrea, congrats
Kayode Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 6:00 AM
Super Story, a satiety; congrats on the win Andrea...huggs
Mcintosh Avatar
December 6, 2014 at 1:30 AM
Awesome poem. I just loved it. Thanks and God bless you. Love and prayers, Gina
Guzzi Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 9:08 PM
I loved the part where the kids peek during prayer & Gram catches them! LOL Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
Hamilton Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 7:56 PM
lovely rumbustious story of what Christmas dinner should be great pen Andrea congrats on win hugs
Roper Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 6:31 PM
Andrea, wonderful story,you've made my tummy hurt with all that food. 7 and congratulations on a great win. Blessings and oxox eve
May Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 5:32 PM
Very humorous write Andrea...Congrats on a great win
Stoner Jr Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 4:49 PM
Congratulations of your #1 poem much deserved.
Johnson Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 4:38 PM
Great job, Andrea. I loved it. Congratulations
Yvonne Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 4:29 PM
Congratulations Andrea on your first place win. A Fav!
Haight Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 3:42 PM
Andrea, I really enjoyed your Christmas Eve dinner tale! You did a great job, and congratulations on your nice win! Sandra
Allison Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 3:28 PM
such a wonderfully descriptive write - many congrats Andrea:-) Hugs Jan
Macfarlane Avatar
December 25, 2012 at 8:10 PM
Love your X'mas story Andrea, It is a treasure just like you are! Congrats on your win! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Kendrick Avatar
December 24, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Congrats on your great win..Sara
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December 24, 2012 at 5:21 AM
Good morning, Andrea ,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA
Babcock Avatar
December 22, 2012 at 8:42 PM
An excellent write and you had me smiling with this wonderful tale. Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas and best wishes for the New Year. love phyl
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