Oo the Waiting Room
The waiting room was quite small
No empty seats there at all
Had some hot bean soup for lunch
Gas was building up a bunch
Determined to do this stealth
Had to gas or ruin my health
Just had to get some relief
Leaned to one side of the seat
Didn't’t leak out as I hoped
A stinky, rotten, loud crock
To save face, had to think fast
Next to me a pretty lass
I said, just so all could hear
“It’s OK honey, don't fear”
"Just sit there, don’t have a fit
I’ll pretend that, I DID IT!”
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