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Please listen to ALL options before just picking the first heard as our lengthening menu evolves at director Dogbert's whim - if you feel scorn, think of him, feel truly despised - maybe again For unwarranted unwanted ad campaigns press zero to hear the menu again If you wish to feed our monkey press the green button for chunky To hear Cindy's voice of sweet honey press asterisk if you're feelin' lucky For automated Pavlovian choices press thirteen for our human voices For your protection and our psychological profile of your angst we'll ask a few "personal" questions no need to holdout at this point Pick any three of the following questions: What is your favorite security question? What is your brother's mother's other son's name? How many questions are there? Ok, now, have your passport, shoes, and credit card in your left hand, everything else in your right - Speak LOUDLY into the microphone... over HERE to place your order. Do you need Catsup? Place your left hand on the touch screen for confirmation of your order - Do you know left from right? - Ok, now stand perfectly still Do NOT cross the white line By the way, may we see your concealed carry permit for that heart of yours? Now, we feel secure - don't you? © Goode Guy 2013-02-03