One Two Three Its Not Easy

~ONE TWO THREE IT’S NOT EASY~ One, two, three it’s supposed to be easy… But watching you makes me queasy Four, five, six, don’t even go there I refuse doing it standing on a chair… Seven, eight, nine - no this is not divine. I am fed up with this counting lark No more will there be waiting in the dark I am fed with you and all your ways Its time to have a parting day. When you came into my life No one said it’s like being a wife Get off the chair it’s not going to be I can’t stand you and you can’t stand me. Next time I look in yellow pages For a decorator that won’t take ages I’ll make sure he at least has a ladder And is not creepy like an adder Be gone before I count once more Take you paper and get out through that door Be gone I will not pay you, nothing have you done Except turn off my electricity and sit down on your bum. You tell me it’s an expert - in decorating you are Yet leave me in the dark while you go out for a jar... It took me a while to realise the reason the power is off So I couldn’t see when you pee in my sink now go, yes you p… off They say count to ten before you lose your temper But my blood is hot and its not distemper You leave my house, come back no more Because if I reach ten, you'll find yourself on that floor. © ~GG~ 4/08/2012

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Harry Horsman

Date: 11/17/2012 8:20:00 AM

Another side to you Mandy, i'd love to be your labourer, even make the coffee. awesome poem, soon i'll be up to where i really found you. i've love these catchup poems and will miss going back into your archives...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/8/2012 2:41:00 PM

hahaha. this is pretty funny. So you are writing of real experiences? like the recent poem of yours of the haridan??

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 8/9/2012 4:23:00 AM

No this is a friends experience, I do all our repairs and decorating just because we have had so many numpties before xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 8/5/2012 11:10:00 AM

A funny story beautifully penned. Enjoyed the reading. Loved always,bl

Len Gasun

Date: 8/5/2012 9:02:00 AM

Very funny. I love your quatrain. Thanks for sharing!

Jack Horne

Date: 8/4/2012 12:36:00 PM

LOL, love it! I'm chuckling my congrats on your wins : )

David Williams

Date: 8/4/2012 5:49:00 AM

ha,ha, Mandy remind me not to come and do a few jobs in your house...David

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 8/4/2012 5:56:00 AM

hey David I have never had a decorator in my house I do it all from building to gardening in fact this weekend I have to put a new heater in the jacuzzi, I take this from friends experience..that why I do my own xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/4/2012 5:22:00 AM

wow! sounds like an awful experience. i once experienced something similar with 2 guys laying carpets and it really creeped me out. you've told the story very well!