One Two Three Its Not Easy
~ONE TWO THREE IT’S NOT EASY~
One, two, three it’s supposed to be easy…
But watching you makes me queasy
Four, five, six, don’t even go there
I refuse doing it standing on a chair…
Seven, eight, nine - no this is not divine.
I am fed up with this counting lark
No more will there be waiting in the dark
I am fed with you and all your ways
Its time to have a parting day.
When you came into my life
No one said it’s like being a wife
Get off the chair it’s not going to be
I can’t stand you and you can’t stand me.
Next time I look in yellow pages
For a decorator that won’t take ages
I’ll make sure he at least has a ladder
And is not creepy like an adder
Be gone before I count once more
Take you paper and get out through that door
Be gone I will not pay you, nothing have you done
Except turn off my electricity and sit down on your bum.
You tell me it’s an expert - in decorating you are
Yet leave me in the dark while you go out for a jar...
It took me a while to realise the reason the power is off
So I couldn’t see when you pee in my sink now go, yes you p… off
They say count to ten before you lose your temper
But my blood is hot and its not distemper
You leave my house, come back no more
Because if I reach ten, you'll find yourself on that floor.
© ~GG~ 4/08/2012
Copyright © Mandy Tams The Golden Girl | Year Posted 2012
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