One Two Many

One Two Many

Startled by the sight of
the horse in my bath tub
I stumbled into the den
feeling blindly for the bottle.
Horse liniment for the soul
“hair of the dog that bit ya”
enough to make the horse
leave without asking questions.

A flashing, portable, CAUTION sign
winked at me as I entered the bed room
its intermittent orange glow highlighting
an unknown movement in the bed.
DAMN!!  Had we taken the police dog too???


1/27/2017

submitted to – It’s time for hilarious poetries – Poetry Contest
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Rodrigues Avatar
January 29, 2017 at 11:21 AM
Interesting, funny, cool twist, and love the title! Nicely done, John!
Green Avatar
January 27, 2017 at 3:25 PM
Now that was funny, that punch line was priceless. Good luck John.
Lawless Avatar
January 28, 2017 at 7:51 AM
I woke one morning to find 22 pair of shoes lining the wall....but that's another story....
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