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One Two Many Startled by the sight of the horse in my bath tub I stumbled into the den feeling blindly for the bottle. Horse liniment for the soul “hair of the dog that bit ya” enough to make the horse leave without asking questions. A flashing, portable, CAUTION sign winked at me as I entered the bed room its intermittent orange glow highlighting an unknown movement in the bed. DAMN!! Had we taken the police dog too??? 1/27/2017 submitted to – It’s time for hilarious poetries – Poetry Contest

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Date: 1/29/2017 11:21:00 AM
Interesting, funny, cool twist, and love the title! Nicely done, John!
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Date: 1/27/2017 3:25:00 PM
Now that was funny, that punch line was priceless. Good luck John.
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John Lawless
Date: 1/28/2017 7:51:00 AM
I woke one morning to find 22 pair of shoes lining the wall....but that's another story....

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