One Down, Seven Ivy League Universities to Go


    Applying to Harvard, Delphi Sa'id
    To this question, didn't know how to plead

        What's a 'panty raid,' they asked
        Delphi, an answer he lacked

    He stumbled, bumbled, said ~ "Sure. I smoke weed"
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Rodrigues Avatar
October 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
A pat answer or panty answer to a question that he didn’t know how to read. Read the room…he would…but it’s gone up in smoke…
Crandall Avatar
October 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Haha, I guess those credentials didn't impress?
Messina Avatar
October 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
LOL- Love this, Gershon! Cough, cough.
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