One-Way Ticket For a Gentleman

A Gentleman made his reservation in Heaven Who had donated millions to Charity Stood up to Bigotry and Oppression Fought for Justice unrelentingly As fine a man as ever you'd meet No smidgen of impropriety -- Though behind closed doors He'd routinely mistreat The members of his family The angelic tribunal examined his deeds And found them shockingly lacking Thanks to an amicus brief that God chose to read ~ Wherein his wife and children sent him packing