One-Eyed Alien At the Wheel

Unidentified spaceship spotted over Kansas field One-eyed, antenna-crowned alien at the wheel Cows stop their grazing to glance its way ZAP! -- Nothing left in the field but bundles of hay Wide-eyed farmers swallow the tobacco in their craws As above crows circle madly, 'midst startled caws The ship's underside glows orange, white and blue The President's skin turn greens when it come into view The pics now go viral, the USA's on high alert While out in the field, farmers cower in the dirt Then just as the aliens emerge from their ship My plane lands-- I wake up: It's the end of my trip