David Kavanagh Poet Limerick

On the Port Side

Santa shouts out, the sleigh has sprung a leak
Below steam emerged, forming frozen streaks
Smells like ‘Brussel sprouts’
We’ve took the wrong route
Nay! sneers rudolf, your undercarriage’s weak


A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin 
Howmanysyllables 10/10/5/5/10
12/17/22

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I Am Anaya December 29, 2022 at 3:50 PM Congratulations on your Win! I'll be dashing through the snow if I see him! David Kavanagh December 30, 2022 at 3:40 AM Ha yeah Anaya, in the other direction, I can imagine, cheers David

Sara Kendrick December 28, 2022 at 7:21 AM Congratulations on your win with the chuckle promoter. I am glad I chose it to read today. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara David Kavanagh December 28, 2022 at 1:42 PM Thank you Susan, all a bit of seasonal fun, who’d want to step into Santa’s shoes after this shenanigans, cheers David

Linda Alice Fowler December 23, 2022 at 5:52 PM Hahahaha David. Congratulations on your win! :) David Kavanagh December 24, 2022 at 1:45 AM Thank you Linda, Santa shenanigans rules this time of year, cheers David

Tania Kitchin December 23, 2022 at 4:12 PM David, a funny one, congratulations on your winning placement! David Kavanagh December 24, 2022 at 1:44 AM Heya Tania, yeah you got the placement just about right, and I am delighted, cheers David

Paula Goldsmith December 23, 2022 at 3:57 PM Congratulations on your win. A fun write. Guess Santa will need a ton of air freshener. Blessings................ David Kavanagh December 24, 2022 at 1:42 AM And perhaps a new outfit Paula, cheers David

Gary Radice December 19, 2022 at 7:37 AM Love it. I have visions of Santa on the poop deck. :) All the best David! Cheers - Gary David Kavanagh December 19, 2022 at 8:05 AM What goes up! It’s pretty messy business coming down Gary, cheers David

Andrea Dietrich December 18, 2022 at 4:48 PM Ha, GREAT last line here, David! David Kavanagh December 19, 2022 at 2:14 AM Thank you Andrea, I scratched my head over that last line, seemed the only way to finish off this farcical situation, cheers David

Tom Cunningham December 17, 2022 at 11:18 AM Yuck, I hope he didn't soil all the kiddies presents lol. Good luck David. Tom David Kavanagh December 17, 2022 at 11:40 AM This particular Santa got the sack Tom, the reindeer had enough of his constitutional misfiring, oh that’s bad, cheers David

Jenna Logan December 17, 2022 at 10:28 AM lol and ewwww, David. Hope my house is on his starboard side. David Kavanagh December 17, 2022 at 10:59 AM Yep starboard is always the right side to be on Jenna, one could only imagine the mess from 7 million glasses of fermented port lol, cheers David