On the Chinny Chin Chin

homeward bound three sheets to the wind
floating like a butterfly from a night with some friends
singing hello walls at the top of his lungs
hoping that the gin doesn’t give him the bends

little miss betty with a pan in her hand
waits on the porch for the sight of her man
eight pounds of cast iron should just do the trick
he’ll beg she forgives at the sight of her plan

here comes old bob with a grin on his face
climbing the steps as they creek in the night
as he opens the door with grace and some care
the site of betty’s frying pan brings him sheer fright

without a word spoken she leaps to her feet
frozen with fear now gone is his grin
with a mighty grunt she aims and then swings
bob takes it full force with one on the chin

October 6, 2020
One On The Chin Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann
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Fowler Avatar
October 8, 2020 at 5:42 PM
LOL Mark. I laughed out loud! good luck with the contest! Linda
Koplin Avatar
October 9, 2020 at 5:24 AM
Thanks Linda! I'm glad I made you laugh
Tor Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 3:53 PM
Love this Mark. It brought me to laugh. Thanks for the cheer. Shared with my wife and hid her heaviest pan. lol. Stay safe my friend...
Tor Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 5:46 PM
lol
Koplin Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 5:21 PM
Thanks Michael, hide it well!
Koplin Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 3:36 PM
lol... Betty swings that old pan every weekend
Woodrow Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 3:32 PM
lol an 8lb. swing...Betty sure is in shape! I have one of those one-egg types and that would be the only one I could swing at a chin cos the rest are too heavy! :)
Woodrow Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 6:01 PM
lol
Koplin Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 5:20 PM
Thanks Susan! Betty pumps that iron every weekend.
Allison Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 2:27 PM
oh you sure made me smile with this one Mark he certainly would take it on the chin:-) hugs Jan xx
Koplin Avatar
October 6, 2020 at 3:00 PM
I can't imagine getting smacked with a big old cast iron frying pan. I'm pretty sure it has happened more than once. Thanks Jan!
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