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.............................................................................................................. Oh - Emm - Geeeee !!! Who me?? OMG!...I'm gonna wig out, doing this poem!! A ditz like me writing for a freakin’ contest, no less!!!?? You gotta be kiddin' me !!! Holy fricassee!! No Way. Jose' !! I'm such a space cadet....OMG !! I’m spazzing out!! Well...geeze, then..... like, I get this head rush... I'm getting majorly stoked, ya know?..Like...maybe I’ll give it a shot?... Still...ya know..., whaddif I, like, totally bombed it!!? OMG!! I mean, like, ya know how all them other poets?... Well....like they are so classic...like, ya know?...so awesomely rad!? Like... say, they eyeball mine, and bustin’ up, they scream… "Gag me with a spoon?!! CHECK OUT THIS FREAKIN’ GROSS POEM!” Well,what the hay,.... ..no biggie, guess it wouldn't such a bummer... yeah......well, shoot, they can call me a loser......who gives a rip?? So, I figure, like ....Whatever, dude!! Okay, now, I'm totally pumped,...ya know? Waddif it’s ends up freakin’ sweet? Oh, Pleeeease!!! Like a win, geeze that would be majorly...rad!!! I KID YOU NOT! OMG !!! I'm so SURE !! YEAH RIGHT,….AS IF!!!!! Man, I’m so clueless …hmm. how do I even start this freakin' essay? so, like....here goes...okay? Ya' say they won't like it, huh??.. HUH ??? Ya' think?? Tell em to go take a chill pill!! Duhhhh........!!!!? WHATEVER!! ____________________________________________________ Just for fun!: For the Slang Contest (and be sure....this isn't how I normally talk LOL !!) ..............................................................................................................

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Date: 8/26/2014 11:10:00 PM
Ebonics?
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Date: 8/26/2014 10:18:00 PM
Great fun write, congrats on the win, carrie
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Date: 8/26/2014 10:13:00 PM
Oh, Carrie, so many words, so little rhyme. I work at a high school and most days cannot make hide nor hair out of what is being discussed. Nice one, congrats.
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Date: 8/26/2014 7:43:00 PM
awww you are a valley girl ;) where's the balck girl friend? Congrads Light & Love
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Date: 8/26/2014 5:56:00 PM
haha how fun, well done. grats on your win, i liked it yo, awesome chicky way to rock yer poetic flow yo. kewl
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Date: 8/26/2014 5:44:00 PM
Carrie, you put it so sweetly, I was carried by the flow of it and imagined to be a teenager participating in the situations. seems you were greatly in it yourself. congrats. Mohan
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Date: 8/26/2014 3:21:00 PM
Well I don't know about that Carrie. You certainly learned it somewhere. Congratulations though, a great job. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/26/2014 1:24:00 PM
I enjoyed reading this fun piece - great job for a well-deserved first place win! Congratulations! Pandita
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Date: 8/26/2014 1:00:00 PM
many congratulations on your win Carrie:-) Hugs jan xx
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Date: 8/26/2014 11:16:00 AM
No chill pill needed, Carrie. You're totally "rad." Loves ya work, Hon. Congrats on your first place win!
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Date: 8/26/2014 10:04:00 AM
Congratulations Carrie on your first place win. I enjoyed your swagger in my Ebonics contest. Verlena S. Walker
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Date: 11/6/2013 9:07:00 PM
a fun one Carrie., congratulations..... Love ~~SKAT~~
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Date: 11/5/2013 11:23:00 PM
Carrie, , Congratulations on your win... awesome Teenager Entertainment poem.... always~ LINDA
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Date: 11/2/2013 5:10:00 PM
Wow!!! You must have some teenagers around. I don't speak their language. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 11/2/2013 6:41:00 AM
OMG this is so cute and sounds so much like a teenager...almost a blend of decades of them...nice write Carrie congrats on your win :)
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Date: 11/1/2013 5:01:00 PM
hmmm Congrad's Light & Love
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Date: 2/26/2012 6:22:00 AM
Congratulations Carrie :) Fabulous write!
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Date: 2/25/2012 2:15:00 PM
Love the flash back to my youth here, Carrie...So many of these expressions my age group still use..just the other day I heard someone say..go take a chill pill, man!...fun fun write! Totally COOL! Like, let's do this one AGAIN! Gwendolen
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Date: 2/25/2012 12:33:00 PM
Awesome talent and a very well deserving 1st place win. Enjoyed reading this so much. Congratulations Carrie!!! love, gautami
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Date: 2/25/2012 9:21:00 AM
hahaha, this is entertaining. Congrats! :)
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Date: 2/25/2012 6:01:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Craig's "Talk That Way" contest *Carrie*. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/24/2012 9:13:00 PM
carrie, another wonderful win..congrats...always..pd
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Date: 2/24/2012 7:05:00 PM
Wow, I'm glad I finally got to see this one. What a well deserved win this was, Carrie. you hit it out of the ball park!
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Date: 2/24/2012 7:04:00 PM
AWESOME win, I am glad to finally see this one. I can see why he chose it FIRST place. Congratulations, Carrie.
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Date: 2/24/2012 7:03:00 PM
Like OMG! You like Won! Awesome! :o) Great write.Congrats!
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