Omg Whatever

.............................................................................................................. Oh - Emm - Geeeee !!! Who me?? OMG!...I'm gonna wig out, doing this poem!! A ditz like me writing for a freakin’ contest, no less!!!?? You gotta be kiddin' me !!! Holy fricassee!! No Way. Jose' !! I'm such a space cadet....OMG !! I’m spazzing out!! Well...geeze, then..... like, I get this head rush... I'm getting majorly stoked, ya know?..Like...maybe I’ll give it a shot?... Still...ya know..., whaddif I, like, totally bombed it!!? OMG!! I mean, like, ya know how all them other poets?... Well....like they are so classic...like, ya know?...so awesomely rad!? Like... say, they eyeball mine, and bustin’ up, they scream… "Gag me with a spoon?!! CHECK OUT THIS FREAKIN’ GROSS POEM!” Well,what the hay,.... ..no biggie, guess it wouldn't such a bummer... yeah......well, shoot, they can call me a loser......who gives a rip?? So, I figure, like ....Whatever, dude!! Okay, now, I'm totally pumped,...ya know? Waddif it’s ends up freakin’ sweet? Oh, Pleeeease!!! Like a win, geeze that would be majorly...rad!!! I KID YOU NOT! OMG !!! I'm so SURE !! YEAH RIGHT,….AS IF!!!!! Man, I’m so clueless …hmm. how do I even start this freakin' essay? so, like....here goes...okay? Ya' say they won't like it, huh??.. HUH ??? Ya' think?? Tell em to go take a chill pill!! Duhhhh........!!!!? WHATEVER!! ____________________________________________________ Just for fun!: For the Slang Contest (and be sure....this isn't how I normally talk LOL !!) ..............................................................................................................