Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Ole - Bawdy Limerick

Olé

Our nympho neighbour called Lucille
Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal
My poor husband Paul
Just bangs on the wall
As paper thin walls aren't ideal!

Lu’s bonking for hour upon hour
Just pausing to grab a quick shower
Though she’s aged ninety eight
Lucille’s sex life is great -
Young lovers have got staying power!

01/28/21

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Jack Ellison September 10, 2022 at 3:21 PM I used to have staying power... now I have praying power hoping my heart won't give out... oh lordy XOX!!!

Lindsay Laurie February 3, 2022 at 4:05 PM Hello Jan ... my gosh. I think I'd be moving out before Lucille started knocking on my door - another fine limerick Jan - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf February 1, 2022 at 7:25 PM Words fail me... Lucille!... Sigh...

Kim Rodrigues January 31, 2022 at 5:17 PM Olé indeed! With a yodel and a squeal! Funny!

Terry Flood January 31, 2022 at 12:55 PM That yodelling isn’t lust, it’s agony every time her lovers try to iron her. Well funny, Jan. Terry

Alkas Poetry January 29, 2022 at 11:58 AM Is it real OR REALITY SHOW...? 98 YEARS OLD ? AND THE YOUNGERS FROM 70 TO 90 ? COCOON ? LOVE POTION N 9 ! LOL, SPLENDIDID DEAR, APPLause ! Salute for Lucille ! alkas

Rico Leffanta January 29, 2022 at 10:41 AM I had an elderly neighbour like that on the other side of my bedroom wall in Paris, except all of her visitors were very beautiful and wealthy young women apparently easily thrilled and vocal about it! Always more to be learned in life! Aloha!

Mike Gentile January 29, 2022 at 5:11 AM Good for Lucille!! That's wy she'd made it so far! Happy Weekend Jan xxoo

Victor Buhagiar January 29, 2022 at 1:29 AM She'll die of a heart attack :)

Harry Horsman January 28, 2022 at 10:28 PM Sounds like they need the staying power Jan, Another smile you place on my lips. Thanks. Stay safe.

L Milton Hankins January 28, 2022 at 2:26 PM Oh my! You go, Lucille!

Ilene Bauer January 28, 2022 at 2:22 PM very funny, jan! i enjoyed...

Tom Cunningham January 28, 2022 at 1:19 PM Think I'd be investing in some good quality earplugs, the novelty of listening to that would soon wear off lol. Tom