Ol' Blue

Durned ol' Blue He must have the flu Cause I got on him And he withdrew. When I came to I just found his shoe And it looked to me Like he'd grew wings and flew. I looked for him here And looked for him there. T'weren't under the rug Nor under the chair. I looked high and low And I looked to and fro Then something hit my nose And landed on my toe. I stooped to see, then something hit me That felt some what like a bee I knew at once that it was he I could tell by the sound of his whinney. I turned around to hold my ground And what I found held me spell bound. Yep, t'was durned ol' Blue As I did knew. He was a sittin' on the bed Putting on his shoe The grin on his face grew and grew And I could see he'd licked his flu. Durned ol' Blue Shame on you Just look what you done Went and put me through. Get out that door Tis time for chores Your day of leisure Ain't no more. Into your collar You lazy bum I guarantee now My funs begun. Cile Beer