Oh, the Life of a Pig

I is as dirty as dirty can be Cause I is just a pig you see I wallow around in my lovely sty Your cleanliness rules just don’t apply I love the mud, that gooey stuff And as to the odor, I can’t get enough The stuff they feed me, you call it slop Well, I think it’s great, really tip- top I have no worries, no not a one But the dog just said ,”Go on, have fun- For if I’m not mistaken, You soon will be bacon..” 2/18/16