Oh, the Life of a Pig

I is as dirty as dirty can be
Cause I is just a pig you see
I wallow around in my lovely sty
Your cleanliness rules just don’t apply
I love the mud, that gooey stuff
And as to the odor, I can’t get enough
The stuff they feed me, you call it slop
Well, I think it’s great, really tip- top
I have no worries, no not a one
But the dog just said ,”Go on, have fun-
For if I’m not mistaken,
                   You soon will be bacon..”
 

2/18/16
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016


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Date: 2/29/2016 4:27:00 PM
Barbara, this is great--especially the last lines, very clever! Janice
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Date: 2/19/2016 10:56:00 AM
Hehe! perfect! Splendidly crafted with neat couplet rhyming and lotsa messy imagery! Well done B.G. Best wishes, Keith
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 2/19/2016 11:42:00 AM
Thanks Keith, kind of silly, but then, so am I..BG
Date: 2/19/2016 8:35:00 AM
Lovely, witty...the perfect fun write...and great rhyming, too! What about a picture to go with it:) // paul
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 2/19/2016 10:08:00 AM
A pic of me, or the pig?..we have a similar look....lol.BG
Date: 2/19/2016 3:51:00 AM
This is funny! -KB
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Date: 2/19/2016 1:23:00 AM
Great personification Barbara...
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