Oh No, Oh No

Oh No! Oh No! What has my son done? I hope it’s, not already to late! He lives at a fraternity house, and surely, you know THAT intense mental state. March has St. Patrick’s Day, Spring Break, and has, of course, Easter in it, too. So they decided to have some great fun, yes, a fun filled month to happily ensue. They invited a Leprechaun, the Easter Bunny, and the king of bongos, a gnome. Apparently they convinced everyone it’d be more fun, to Simply… Stay… Home. The whole campus flooded thru that fraternity house, in the party’s that ensued. And they convinced the Easter Bunny to do jello shots in every color and hue. He became known as THE BUN, yes, The One who finally, truly could fly… And the Leprechaun danced till he dropped… to a great bongo serenade, aye. There was no SIMPLY about this! As the music rocked the frat house, next door. And girls were seen coming and going, at all hours, even passed out on the floor. This was the party no one missed… even the frat house with the snobs, were there. It’s said even some of the President’s security attended, partying there, somewhere. Before they were done, a plan was sown, as the gnome found it’s yearly, new home. Yes, it got there, in Washington somehow, on the top of the Real ‘White House’ Dome. But along the way THE BUN was lost… some where along the never-ending roads. The Leprechaun called me, our Dragons and Trolls, to help, to search the highroads. The poor little guy was so pie eyed, when we found him along that crazy way, so… We fixed him up, we didn’t give up, until we could send him, into that Easter Frey.