Oh God

Oh God, Take thy nagging woman Bring her back a blond Slightly dumb, would not be frowned upon Oh God, Could you give her rubber gloves Make her iron in the nude If you could Oh God One without a headache would be handy They tell me nymphs are always randy Oh God Can I get one that’s tight Not too bright Brings in beer Doesn’t shout in your ear Oh God Can I change her every week Would that be a cheek A month would be fine If I take a shine Oh God One more ask The girls on Poetry soup, might take me to task Can you make them think this is a beautiful sonnet Aimed at them all Keep it under your bonnet.

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/3/2023 7:18:00 PM

I think the gals are avoiding you Paul. Perhaps.

Paul Bell
Date: 9/4/2023 3:19:00 AM

I think you could be right. lol

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/21/2023 5:58:00 AM

Oh I get it you’ve died, and think you’re in heaven, a man can dream, some really clever innuendo going on here, I think I see through it, but I’m saying nothing, anyway you created this mess yourself, so you alone can answer to the PS ladies for your sins lol, cheers David

Paul Bell
Date: 8/21/2023 9:42:00 AM

They're a nice bunch here, and I'm a fast runner. lol

John Lawless

Date: 8/21/2023 5:45:00 AM

and now we await the rebuttal (pun intended) from one(or many) of the Women of Poetry Soup

Paul Bell
Date: 8/21/2023 9:43:00 AM

They know better, as I build a big steel fence around my castle.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/21/2023 5:50:00 AM

I tried, but if my irascible sisters take him to task, I'll be among them with a pitchfork or a torch.

Lin Lane

Date: 8/21/2023 5:31:00 AM

Too late to ask for mercy, Paul. You're in trouble, but I'll try to help you. Go away Satan and leave Paul alone. Your temptations I do not condone. Go away Satan, release him from your power or from the PS ladies he will cower. ;-)

Paul Bell
Date: 8/21/2023 9:45:00 AM

Good girl, Lin. I'm thinking someone put this up using my name. Sort of thing Satan would do.