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Oh God

Oh God, 

Take thy nagging woman

Bring her back a blond

Slightly dumb, would not be frowned upon

 

Oh God,

Could you give her rubber gloves

Make her iron in the nude

If you could

 

Oh God 

One without a headache would be handy

They tell me nymphs are always randy

 

Oh God 

Can I get one that’s tight

Not too bright

Brings in beer

Doesn’t shout in your ear

 

Oh God 

Can I change her every week

Would that be a cheek

A month would be fine

If I take a shine

 

Oh God 

One more ask

The girls on Poetry soup,  might take me to task

Can you make them think this is a beautiful sonnet

Aimed at them all 

Keep it under your bonnet.

Copyright © Paul Bell | Year Posted 2023

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Gershon Wolf Date: 9/3/2023 7:18:00 PM I think the gals are avoiding you Paul. Perhaps. Login to Reply Paul Bell Date: 9/4/2023 3:19:00 AM I think you could be right. lol

David Kavanagh Date: 8/21/2023 5:58:00 AM Oh I get it you’ve died, and think you’re in heaven, a man can dream, some really clever innuendo going on here, I think I see through it, but I’m saying nothing, anyway you created this mess yourself, so you alone can answer to the PS ladies for your sins lol, cheers David Login to Reply Paul Bell Date: 8/21/2023 9:42:00 AM They're a nice bunch here, and I'm a fast runner. lol

John Lawless Date: 8/21/2023 5:45:00 AM and now we await the rebuttal (pun intended) from one(or many) of the Women of Poetry Soup Login to Reply Paul Bell Date: 8/21/2023 9:43:00 AM They know better, as I build a big steel fence around my castle. Lin Lane Date: 8/21/2023 5:50:00 AM I tried, but if my irascible sisters take him to task, I'll be among them with a pitchfork or a torch.

Lin Lane Date: 8/21/2023 5:31:00 AM Too late to ask for mercy, Paul. You're in trouble, but I'll try to help you. Go away Satan and leave Paul alone. Your temptations I do not condone. Go away Satan, release him from your power or from the PS ladies he will cower. ;-) Login to Reply Paul Bell Date: 8/21/2023 9:45:00 AM Good girl, Lin. I'm thinking someone put this up using my name. Sort of thing Satan would do.