Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be

Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be?

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Why do you seem so frightened of me?
And why are you taking tiny steps back?
It seems you are thinking that I might attack!

Oh dear, you look extra pretty tonight.
But oh, dear, your face is now turning white.
I need my glasses. Oh, where might they be?
Ah, here they are! Now I can see. . . 

This isn’t my house! And you’ve grabbed a knife!
Oh dear. Oh dear. You’re not my wife!


Feb. 9, 2018 for  Barry Stebbings' "Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be Contest"
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Date: 4/13/2018 10:26:00 AM
Humor, I like it
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Date: 3/26/2018 2:30:00 PM
Lots of imagination here, that agood thing
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Date: 3/6/2018 5:01:00 PM
Hello Andrea, your poem is cute. have anice evening my friend.Have a nice evening my friend.
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Date: 2/15/2018 10:14:00 AM
Absolutely hysterical and I totally didn't see it coming! Your movies, me thinks, paid off big time with this one. Love it ... CayCay
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Date: 2/15/2018 7:16:00 AM
A scary encounter...Nicely done Andrea..
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Date: 2/13/2018 7:36:00 AM
This is great, Andrea, I enjoyed reading it this morning. Best of luck in the contest. John
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Date: 2/12/2018 11:31:00 AM
Catchy poetic punch line, Andrea, I loved it!
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Date: 2/11/2018 6:35:00 PM
Ha!... cute idea for contest poem Andrea!...sounds like maybe he had too much to drink as well! Have a good one :)
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Date: 2/10/2018 8:44:00 PM
After looking closer which we did dare; Was determined both were skating pair; Turns out that guy was an old grump; Instead of Pence it was President Trump.
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Date: 2/10/2018 9:46:00 AM
I've known a few people who, "under the affluence of incohol", have found themselves in similar predicaments....you know, those 'cookie cutter" houses all look the same at closing time....
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Date: 2/10/2018 8:10:00 AM
Haha... this made me smile...
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Date: 2/10/2018 6:59:00 AM
A fun read. Enjoyed the humor in your poem, Andrea..best for a win.
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Date: 2/10/2018 6:47:00 AM
Oh dear indeed lol. Great humour and i love the twist in the tale Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/9/2018 10:24:00 PM
you know what makes a woman attractive Andrea...a sense of humor, and you certainly have a sense of humor...good luck in the contest
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Date: 2/9/2018 10:19:00 PM
LOL! So funny :) awesome one Andrea! My best to you in the contest! xomo
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Date: 2/9/2018 9:51:00 PM
OMG - this is fabulous, Andrea! Great rhythm, exquisite humour, marvelous delivery, adorable crescendo. Adds up to a definite FAVE for me!
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Date: 2/10/2018 7:55:00 PM
thanks so much, Line, and for drawing my attention to two stupid typos!!
Date: 2/9/2018 9:45:00 PM
lol...very funny, Andrea. I was totally surprised by the end. GL in the contest, deary! :)
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Date: 2/9/2018 8:28:00 PM
Excellent for the prompt, Andrea. And a humorous, surprising read to boot. He needs permanent contats.
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