I Am Speedytomzalez Poet Light Verse

Offshore Call Centre

Hello?....
Yes...... you  can call me Thomas.....
......I tried that 
Yes, yes.... you  can call me Thomas
Ok, one more time
And again?.... 
Call me doubting Thomas
Yes, I appreciate my call is important to you
Ok... off and on again... 
No? still the same.... can you call me a taxi

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Doug Vinson February 24, 2017 at 5:09 PM Hi Tom. Good deal - there is plenty of room here for "different" poetry, funny stuff, crazy stuff... : )

Jan Allison February 12, 2017 at 3:51 PM ha ha ha I could call them something else when they ring up and try to scam people! Your poem sure made me smile:-) hugs jan xx I Am Speedytomzalez February 13, 2017 at 3:31 PM A comment! Much appreciated. ta. I've only just started writing this rubbish. Saw you were from IOM so it triggered the idiot in me again. Just posted an IOM inspired saga.