Office of the Vice Poem

The Vice Poem shall serve, without regard to need or time of day, being in line of succession, should the Poem be unable to fulfill its ditty The Vice Poem will be required to preside over the sonnet and break any ties that come upon it As is customary, the Vice Poem shall be required once a term to debate the opposition on the respective merits of poetry versus prose The Vice Poem shall be sent, on a moments notice to travel wide and far to deliver the eulogy for dead, leading authors, and to do so with euphony The Vice Poem can anticipate being the object of scorn and ridicule from the wider citizenry regarding the merits of being a second rate poem while anticipating to someday achieve eloquence © Goode Guy 2013-01-21