Of Course I Love You

Of Course I Love You By Elton Camp A young man wants so much to fornicate But to be considered a **** Sue does hate “But, I haven’t been out with you before. How do I know you’ll date me anymore?” Joe gives her a nudge and a broad smile “I’ve had my eye on you for quite a while.” His comment is actually nothing but sleaze, He’ll let Sue take it anyway she may please It’s true Joe has had his eye on her all right Because he figured she would do in a tight It was Saturday night and he had got no date He decided she’d be okay, though not great Sue thought that Joe was a really cute boy But didn’t want to face being only a toy “Joe, if you love me, then it might be okay But I am pretty sure that don’t feel that way.” “Why of course I very much love you, Sue That’s the very reason why I want this to do It’s clear you don’t love me unless you agree And it’s probably and old maid you’ll be.” Next week, Joe bragged to his pals in the gym Sue got the word and angrily confronted him Joe said, “From my life you will disappear. For I only told you what you wanted to hear.”