Ode Ear Those Ears

Ode ear those ears, for you I fear Bombastic melodies endured Lawn mowers, chain saws and fireworks Damage through the years most assured! No ear protection considered Tell me, has anyone heard of that? Sudden sounds from who knows where, Will leave a soul, skittish as a cat! Almost trampled by some cattle Because the herd was left unheard Wouldn't that cause a gooey mess A way to check out, too absurd!