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Odd Words

Odd words


In days of old 
when whores were bold 
their merkins showed for fun

 False and free,
believe you me
(some were even tied in a bun)

A colporteur raved
with a bible to save
the ignorance of all around

 A barmecide he did tell
ever so well
that they were all spell bound

Bur alas it was 
a load of gas
 It was all pure lies

The merkins were fakes
 just for vanities sake.
so a word to the wise

If a colporteur you see
and asks he
try a merkin on for size

Just say leave me
 don’t look and see
for a barmecide it will be.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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