Nuts

Nutty as a fruitcake

No one wants to be; Nuts

Normally bring to mind

Nature's hard-shelled tree fruits,

Nutritious and yummy.

Naughtily I will add

Nude men are showing two!


April 30, 2017 for Kim Merryman's  Pleiades N Contest
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Date: 5/13/2017 10:47:00 PM
You won with this :) ... You have not read The Veil.... third from top of my poems :)
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Date: 5/13/2017 12:25:00 PM
- Congratulations on your great winning poem, Andrea :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/13/2017 2:29:00 AM
Just dropping by to offer my congratulations on your high-placed win! Well done, Andrea. Regards, John.
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Date: 5/12/2017 11:19:00 PM
Funny Pleiades poem, Andrea! Your humor is showing here!! Congrats to your win :)
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Date: 5/12/2017 9:45:00 PM
Congrats, Andrea, on a high placement here. Great pleiades.
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Date: 5/12/2017 9:07:00 PM
Congrats on fine win!
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Date: 5/12/2017 7:32:00 PM
Congrats on your win Andrea
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Date: 5/12/2017 5:46:00 PM
Andrea, I had a feeling you would choose this subject since it was a food, but your ending was totally unexpected! It made me giggle. Congrats on your 2nd place win! Blessings, Kim
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Date: 5/8/2017 1:50:00 PM
How terribly naughty of you. Now, how am I supposed to compete with that? Narwhals indeed! - Dean
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Date: 5/4/2017 7:34:00 AM
I really like it. Nice work!
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Date: 5/3/2017 10:18:00 AM
Too funny! GL in contest!
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Date: 5/2/2017 7:36:00 PM
I had a gigle as well. A 7
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2017 1:49:00 PM
I just want to understand what is being said to me. When i do then I can work on it. Thank you for reading my problem. I love your poetry.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2017 1:45:00 PM
So I could not understand all that was being said. I don't mind being criticize, Could it done in simple English that I can understand what is being said. What I could not understand ,I call it over my head.Thank you.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2017 1:38:00 PM
I choose you for advice which I need right now,and when I need it.My poem, A Good Mystery was criticize,I don't mind. But some that was said was not understanding to me.Also I could not read everything that was said. Contin.
Date: 5/1/2017 6:12:00 PM
Well chosen words come alive in the reading and we cannot suppress a chuckle at the descriptive narration. Well written with a sassy wit. Emile.
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Date: 5/1/2017 5:51:00 PM
Great poem Andrea, I loved the pictures and the funny last line !
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Date: 5/1/2017 5:00:00 PM
Lovely, cute and witty:) Keeping the first letter of each line caps and bold appeals to me. Regards // paul
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Date: 5/1/2017 4:47:00 PM
Lol..funny last lines ..best wishes
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Date: 5/1/2017 4:01:00 PM
Like the theme of the poem. I can't eat nuts anymore due to the operations I had a while back. They sell tasty nuts the street in New York and also chestnuts and best of all flavored ices. I have a new girlfriend. I have had plenty and have always been afraid to "tie the knot" In fact I even wrote a poem about it! Glad you liked my poem. My sister hates Trump as I suppose you do. I always vote in the Presidential elections. Peace & Love Matthew Aniish
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Date: 5/1/2017 1:29:00 PM
Hi Andrea, This is a well written and funny "Pleiades". I wish you the best of luck in the contest. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 5/1/2017 12:57:00 PM
- A funny one, Andrea - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/1/2017 10:57:00 AM
A-ha, so I was right - nuts was next for you!! Last two lines were hilarious!! Good luck in the contest. For the next letter - oranges, perhaps? Regards, John.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 3:52:00 PM
guess again. I mostly have it written already!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 2:50:00 PM
Nope. I am not a big fan of oranges!
Date: 5/1/2017 9:47:00 AM
The last line cracked me up. lol!! Thanks for sharing this Andrea. I am still laughing. Elaine
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Date: 5/1/2017 9:21:00 AM
Kind of risque! Looks like the U.S. is getting into another war! I have a new girlfriend I am going to show her my poems! I don't think much of Trump. I voted for Hillary more people voted for her than voted for Trump. On my door there is sticker saying Proud Democrat. My mother is involved in politics and actually ran for office once!!! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 2:50:00 PM
Yeah, I knew the end was coming when he got elected!!!
Date: 5/1/2017 8:45:00 AM
omg Andrea, this is so funny :) I love your sense of humor :)
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 2:51:00 PM
Thanks so much, Becca. Haven't heard from you in ages!
Date: 5/1/2017 2:25:00 AM
last line had me going nuts!!!!!lol!!!
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Date: 4/30/2017 10:49:00 PM
I cant help but connie like this! LOL
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