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I Like Big Nuts An I Can Not Lie !!!!

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Nutty as a fruitcake No one wants to be; Nuts Normally bring to mind Nature's hard-shelled tree fruits, Nutritious and yummy. Naughtily I will add Nude men are showing two! April 30, 2017 for Kim Merryman's Pleiades N Contest

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 5/13/2017 10:47:00 PM

You won with this :) ... You have not read The Veil.... third from top of my poems :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/13/2017 12:25:00 PM

- Congratulations on your great winning poem, Andrea :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

John Michaels

Date: 5/13/2017 2:29:00 AM

Just dropping by to offer my congratulations on your high-placed win! Well done, Andrea. Regards, John.

Laura Leiser

Date: 5/12/2017 11:19:00 PM

Funny Pleiades poem, Andrea! Your humor is showing here!! Congrats to your win :)

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 5/12/2017 9:45:00 PM

Congrats, Andrea, on a high placement here. Great pleiades.

Sushma A. Singh

Date: 5/12/2017 9:07:00 PM

Congrats on fine win!

Joseph May

Date: 5/12/2017 7:32:00 PM

Congrats on your win Andrea

Kim Merryman

Date: 5/12/2017 5:46:00 PM

Andrea, I had a feeling you would choose this subject since it was a food, but your ending was totally unexpected! It made me giggle. Congrats on your 2nd place win! Blessings, Kim

Dean Wood

Date: 5/8/2017 1:50:00 PM

How terribly naughty of you. Now, how am I supposed to compete with that? Narwhals indeed! - Dean

Kudzai Mhangwa

Date: 5/4/2017 7:34:00 AM

I really like it. Nice work!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/3/2017 10:18:00 AM

Too funny! GL in contest!

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 5/2/2017 7:36:00 PM

I had a gigle as well. A 7

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2017 1:49:00 PM

I just want to understand what is being said to me. When i do then I can work on it. Thank you for reading my problem. I love your poetry.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2017 1:45:00 PM

So I could not understand all that was being said. I don't mind being criticize, Could it done in simple English that I can understand what is being said. What I could not understand ,I call it over my head.Thank you.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2017 1:38:00 PM

I choose you for advice which I need right now,and when I need it.My poem, A Good Mystery was criticize,I don't mind. But some that was said was not understanding to me.Also I could not read everything that was said. Contin.

Emile Pinet

Date: 5/1/2017 6:12:00 PM

Well chosen words come alive in the reading and we cannot suppress a chuckle at the descriptive narration. Well written with a sassy wit. Emile.

Bruce Adams

Date: 5/1/2017 5:51:00 PM

Great poem Andrea, I loved the pictures and the funny last line !

Paul Callus

Date: 5/1/2017 5:00:00 PM

Lovely, cute and witty:) Keeping the first letter of each line caps and bold appeals to me. Regards // paul

Joseph May

Date: 5/1/2017 4:47:00 PM

Lol..funny last lines ..best wishes

Matthew Anish

Date: 5/1/2017 4:01:00 PM

Like the theme of the poem. I can't eat nuts anymore due to the operations I had a while back. They sell tasty nuts the street in New York and also chestnuts and best of all flavored ices. I have a new girlfriend. I have had plenty and have always been afraid to "tie the knot" In fact I even wrote a poem about it! Glad you liked my poem. My sister hates Trump as I suppose you do. I always vote in the Presidential elections. Peace & Love Matthew Aniish

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/1/2017 1:29:00 PM

Hi Andrea, This is a well written and funny "Pleiades". I wish you the best of luck in the contest. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/1/2017 12:57:00 PM

- A funny one, Andrea - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

John Michaels

Date: 5/1/2017 10:57:00 AM

A-ha, so I was right - nuts was next for you!! Last two lines were hilarious!! Good luck in the contest. For the next letter - oranges, perhaps? Regards, John.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 3:52:00 PM

guess again. I mostly have it written already!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 2:50:00 PM

Nope. I am not a big fan of oranges!

Elaine George

Date: 5/1/2017 9:47:00 AM

The last line cracked me up. lol!! Thanks for sharing this Andrea. I am still laughing. Elaine

Matthew Anish

Date: 5/1/2017 9:21:00 AM

Kind of risque! Looks like the U.S. is getting into another war! I have a new girlfriend I am going to show her my poems! I don't think much of Trump. I voted for Hillary more people voted for her than voted for Trump. On my door there is sticker saying Proud Democrat. My mother is involved in politics and actually ran for office once!!! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/1/2017 2:50:00 PM

Yeah, I knew the end was coming when he got elected!!!