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[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve
used that title before]
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This was the place that he’d chosen to go
They do a great starter of avocado
Everyone ordered the same starter there
And he'd always wink and say what a nice pear

His girl said this could be a very nice date
But please don’t be smutty or I’ll get irate

The cafe was German, renowned for its wurst
Each lady he liked he would take her there first
Which allowed him to use a one liner or two
Like I’m gonna get a hot sausage for you

Again his date felt that she must speak her mind
Speak dirty again and I’ll leave you behind 

As for desert, there was one choice to make
She didn’t want ice cream so she ordered cake 
His choice of words might have upset his mother
When he said I’d like a bit of the other

His date said what is it you don’t understand
Your double entendres are way out of hand 

Tell me she said, do you like horses
He said I've been on a few riding courses 
Nowadays I stick to my trusty land-rover
As I always struggled to get my leg over

That’s it, she bellowed, your mind is too shady
I only want you to treat me like a lady

He said I get nervous, don’t know what to say
She said lose the smut and you're doing okay 
Talk about family... or friends if you’d rather
Okay he said... how’s your father

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