Now, Don'T Look...

Making one hundred calls to get trimmer,
taking each diet pill to stay slimmer.
they tighten my flesh,
so each fold will mesh.
Here I come! Hit the light switch to dimmer!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 6/14/2010 4:03:00 AM
funny read on a rainy afternoon, enjoyed :) - rgds WN
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Date: 5/27/2010 11:47:00 AM
Congrats on your HM in the contest. Dan C
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Date: 5/26/2010 6:14:00 PM
Congratulations Gerard, on your success in the contest. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/26/2010 6:13:00 PM
Congratulations Gerard, on your success in the contest. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:58:00 PM
Congrats Gerard on your HM in the Bulge contest with this super write.. enjoy a great honor ..my dear friend... with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/24/2010 4:45:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. What a day brightener. Best wishes in the contest. Karen
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Date: 5/24/2010 7:58:00 AM
Gerard this is unique and original and your wit shows so well my friend... good luck in the contest... my entry is Bulge to Beauty... and appreciate your gracious and sweet comments always to the "Sweetheart"... very much appreciated and luv your contest entry as ADAM.. good luck.... hope u will choose an EVE from Deb's contest for extra consideration... I think u can choose me as the sponsor too...hint hint hint..haha.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/23/2010 5:11:00 PM
LOl I LOVE limericks! Light & Love
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Date: 5/23/2010 3:28:00 AM
Could stop smiling and then laughing. Good luck
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Date: 5/22/2010 2:00:00 PM
lol, this makes me want to run more , eat less, got it ,..smiles to you ,..p.d.
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Date: 5/22/2010 1:28:00 PM
LOL, WOW, DO THE THE THIRD AND FOURTH LINES MEAN SOMEONE HAD SURGERY LOL, FUNNY WRITE AND GOOD LUCK AND THE CONTEST
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Date: 5/22/2010 1:23:00 PM
Very funn Mr. Keogh and wishes for success in this contest ..Satin Doll Diva
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Date: 5/22/2010 12:40:00 PM
Hit the switch..hit the switch! Like this one alot. Bg
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