Now, Don'T Look...

Making one hundred calls to get trimmer,
taking each diet pill to stay slimmer.
they tighten my flesh,
so each fold will mesh.
Here I come! Hit the light switch to dimmer!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Neels Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 4:03 AM
funny read on a rainy afternoon, enjoyed :) - rgds WN
Cwiak Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Congrats on your HM in the contest. Dan C
Freeman Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 6:14 PM
Congratulations Gerard, on your success in the contest. Agape, Moses
Freeman Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Congratulations Gerard, on your success in the contest. Agape, Moses
Sweetheart Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM
Congrats Gerard on your HM in the Bulge contest with this super write.. enjoy a great honor ..my dear friend... with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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May 24, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. What a day brightener. Best wishes in the contest. Karen
Sweetheart Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 7:58 AM
Gerard this is unique and original and your wit shows so well my friend... good luck in the contest... my entry is Bulge to Beauty... and appreciate your gracious and sweet comments always to the "Sweetheart"... very much appreciated and luv your contest entry as ADAM.. good luck.... hope u will choose an EVE from Deb's contest for extra consideration... I think u can choose me as the sponsor too...hint hint hint..haha.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
Guzzi Avatar
May 23, 2010 at 5:11 PM
LOl I LOVE limericks! Light & Love
Mehta Avatar
May 23, 2010 at 3:28 AM
Could stop smiling and then laughing. Good luck
A   Avatar
May 22, 2010 at 2:00 PM
lol, this makes me want to run more , eat less, got it ,..smiles to you ,..p.d.
A  Avatar
May 22, 2010 at 1:28 PM
LOL, WOW, DO THE THE THIRD AND FOURTH LINES MEAN SOMEONE HAD SURGERY LOL, FUNNY WRITE AND GOOD LUCK AND THE CONTEST
Diva Avatar
May 22, 2010 at 1:23 PM
Very funn Mr. Keogh and wishes for success in this contest ..Satin Doll Diva
Gorelick Avatar
May 22, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Hit the switch..hit the switch! Like this one alot. Bg
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