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Not Without a Washer

Something minute had been carefully tucked away, it was a nut Got loose, rolled helplessly away, had no direction afraid, she shut Her eyes, and slowly rolled towards a destined force, An eager bolt nearby bolt gave her the eye, she thought to pause, She looked at him said hi, but continued to roll and to strut, The bolt flirted outrageously with this shiny nut, that felt Maybe he should be bolted onto her, but quick action was now due The feeling in his gut sent urgent message, he whispered to the nut, that next door, there was an empty little hut, she thought a bit But excited so surprised, she rolled her eyes, was not about to quit, They tumbled and bumped and arrived at the hut together, at ease but excited, she coyly asked, may we use a washer please.

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Date: 5/26/2023 6:53:00 AM
Can't do what we used to be able to do as quick any more. But get round it slower. Watched Jennifer Anistons and Ben Affleck last movie on Netflix, a little James bondish but fun. They also are showing their age. We age. They age. Awesome write John, blessings and hugs Jennifer
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Date: 2/12/2022 5:38:00 PM
This was a funny write and enjoyed the humour in it. Nicely written. love phyl
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Date: 12/6/2021 4:44:00 PM
Jenn, this is so coy and witty and romantic, with imaginative personification and creative innuendo. Love the slowly rolling towards a destined force, and your perfect ending... just the right amount of humour to finish off your little tale of mutual attraction. Going in my faves... hugs and blessings ~ John
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Date: 11/22/2021 5:45:00 PM
WoW! Jenny What a clever and hilarious write. I enjoyed it from start to finish. Well done. Have a great day my friend:-( Alexis
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Date: 11/21/2021 1:47:00 PM
Hilariously funny and fun rhyme poem Jennifer. Brought a smile to my face. Have a great day! A poet friend, Bill
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Date: 11/20/2021 9:02:00 AM
Hi Jennifer ... naughty commas, I hope they are worth it. Peace of Jesus Christ my dear Sis.
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Date: 11/18/2021 7:27:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... a fun write indeed. Thanks for giving me a chuckle Jennifer - Lindsay
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Date: 11/19/2021 6:52:00 AM
Thank-you Lindsay had fun writing this poem, I'm so glad you enjoyed it and it gave you a chuckle. I think Australia and South Africa have the same seasons but our summer only really in effect starts in December, however, the weather is so erratic temperatures are ranging from 20 degrees centigrade to 36 degrees! Hope you are keeping well Lindsay and thank-you always for your constant support and always awesome comments. hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 11/18/2021 5:56:00 PM
or maybe, a comma (is it sperm-shaped?) missing after "he" (in him, the bolt?)
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:09:00 AM
Hi Anil, put the comma, just for you my friend. Blessings, Jennifer
Date: 11/18/2021 5:55:00 PM
Jenn, hate to disturb this naughty scene, but one too many words (in just this line): "next door said he there is a tiny hut,/". Your gift of a naughty poem is so so clean, amen. I will always carry a washer in my pocket and a screw). Luv Ya, Ereine
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:17:00 AM
Decided not to tamper with this line, loved your comment, though thank-you. Blessings hugs, Ereine and Shalom Anil, Jennifer.
Date: 11/18/2021 3:24:00 PM
wow, you are in top form with humor here, Jennifer. I like seeing this side of you!!
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:26:00 AM
Thank-you Andrea for an awesome comment, perhaps we should collaborate sometime, that should be fun. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
Date: 11/16/2021 11:02:00 PM
Oh brilliant, your talent dear lass, unending, this is amazing poetry, a definite POTD, if i was judge. A favourite
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:29:00 AM
Harry thank you - you made my day, both your comments awesome, i am going to fave these comments. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer
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Date: 11/16/2021 11:05:00 PM
Re-reading this, i confess (Must be my sense of humour) this is amongst the best poems, i've ever read.
Date: 11/16/2021 8:31:00 PM
What a sly witty poem, and I loved the ending, the essence of coyness indeed~
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:35:00 AM
Thanks Michelle, a very apt and lovely comment - guess the nut had to show some decorum even if it was only a washer. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 11/15/2021 8:39:00 AM
This is just TOO TOO! Loved it so much. This left me with a smile on my face. God Bless and stay well my friend. So glad you like your new place. JB
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:45:00 AM
Hi Judy, loved your comment thank you my friend, glad I gave you a smile, and hopefully a laugh. blessings and hugs Jennifer
Date: 11/14/2021 4:22:00 PM
That girl's no nut; why, she has her principles! This is GREAT, Jennifer. I'll have to tame my libido next time I encounter a washer. ~ gw
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:47:00 AM
Ha, ha ha, sorry perhaps get a plumber in to work with the washer. Happy you enjoyed. Hugs, blessings, Jennifer
Date: 11/14/2021 12:45:00 PM
Eyes rolling slowly towards a destined force, what a line Jennifer, I thought your poem was taking a different dark direction, but your sneaky brilliant twist, leads into fathomable innuendo, can we wear a washer please, great innovative writing, cheers David
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:50:00 AM
Thank-you David I must say I chuckled to myself when I thought of the twist to this tale. An awesome comment, thanks my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 11/14/2021 11:26:00 AM
A cute write. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day...............
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:52:00 AM
Thank you Paula, glad you had a laugh, hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 11/14/2021 8:20:00 AM
You can write poems effortlessly about many topics, Jennifer--a sign of a true poet. One that gives shape and meaning that others can't.
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:55:00 AM
Vijay, my friend, I feel humbled by your comment, in fact I feel so privileged that this comment is from you. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
Date: 11/14/2021 6:51:00 AM
LOL, had a chuckle at this fun write
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Date: 11/19/2021 7:58:00 AM
Jack so nice to hear from you and so very glad you chuckled whilst you were reading my poem. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer
Date: 11/14/2021 6:39:00 AM
Ha!! Ha!! Your personification is very creative. I enjoyed reading this one today. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara
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Date: 11/19/2021 8:01:00 AM
Hi Sara, I can actually hear you laughing, thanks for your lovely comment my friend and will be chatting on your page soon, Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
Date: 11/14/2021 6:16:00 AM
Nice, enjoyed very much. With regards, sk.
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Date: 11/19/2021 6:39:00 AM
Thank-you for a great comment Sanjay- Blessings Jennifer.

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