Not So Lucky Lottery

I went to the store to buy a lottery ticket
But wanted to get lucky before I would pick it
I asked the girl at the counter
If, perhaps, I could mount her
And was told just where I should stick it
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 6/4/2012 7:37:00 PM
Hi,Joe this is interesting;}Today I'm reading poems from my aunt PD's account, hope you don't mind. Sincerely pd's niece SYLVIA }i{
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Date: 1/16/2012 7:24:00 PM
Congrats, Joe. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 1/16/2012 2:47:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Joe! Love, Kim
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Date: 1/16/2012 11:17:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Susan Burch's "Lottery Ticket Limerick" contest Joe. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/16/2012 6:39:00 AM
congratulations
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Date: 1/16/2012 5:23:00 AM
lol, joe... congrats on your grand win! :) huggs!
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Date: 1/15/2012 10:50:00 PM
Joe,, a wonderful win in Susan's contest ;-) congratulations, on a poem well done,..always yours one and only,..p.d.
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Date: 1/15/2012 4:06:00 PM
haha, I liked this better actually on the second read!! "get lucky" in line two didn't pop out at me the first time. Congrats on your win!
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Date: 1/15/2012 3:29:00 PM
ohhh myyyy. Congrats on your win!!
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Date: 1/15/2012 2:01:00 PM
Joe congrats on your win, which would you rather have ha ha..David
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Date: 1/15/2012 1:42:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Joe. Elizabeth
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Date: 1/15/2012 12:26:00 PM
congrats Joe on a super first place win..
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Date: 1/9/2012 10:59:00 PM
oh boy , be careful what you tell those store clerks. Funny guy!!!
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Date: 1/8/2012 4:01:00 AM
Well Joe, this is so good, you deserve to win with this, the contest and the lottery. harry
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Date: 1/8/2012 3:43:00 AM
This is a good One Joe. Elizabeth
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Date: 1/7/2012 10:26:00 AM
Lucky or not......!?!? oxox hugs Anne-Lise
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Date: 1/7/2012 9:27:00 AM
With most of the girls I meet at the lottery machines these days, I would clasp my hands together with palms touching each other, and say "namaste". This is a cute limerick, and I wish you luck with it Joe.
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