Joe Flach Poet Limerick

Not So Lucky Lottery

I went to the store to buy a lottery ticket
But wanted to get lucky before I would pick it
I asked the girl at the counter
If, perhaps, I could mount her
And was told just where I should stick it

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Poet Destroyer A June 4, 2012 at 7:37 PM Hi,Joe this is interesting;}Today I'm reading poems from my aunt PD's account, hope you don't mind. Sincerely pd's niece SYLVIA }i{

Ralph Taylor January 16, 2012 at 7:24 PM Congrats, Joe. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph

Kim Merryman January 16, 2012 at 2:47 PM Congrats on your win, Joe! Love, Kim

Carol Sunshine Brown January 16, 2012 at 11:17 AM Congratulations on your win in Susan Burch's "Lottery Ticket Limerick" contest Joe. Love, Carol

Christopher Bunton January 16, 2012 at 6:39 AM congratulations

Nette Onclaud January 16, 2012 at 5:23 AM lol, joe... congrats on your grand win! :) huggs!

Poet Destroyer A January 15, 2012 at 10:50 PM Joe,, a wonderful win in Susan's contest ;-) congratulations, on a poem well done,..always yours one and only,..p.d.

Andrea Dietrich January 15, 2012 at 4:06 PM haha, I liked this better actually on the second read!! "get lucky" in line two didn't pop out at me the first time. Congrats on your win!

Debra Squyres January 15, 2012 at 3:29 PM ohhh myyyy. Congrats on your win!!

David Williams January 15, 2012 at 2:01 PM Joe congrats on your win, which would you rather have ha ha..David

Lizanne Scholtz January 15, 2012 at 1:42 PM Congratulations on your win Joe. Elizabeth

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 15, 2012 at 12:26 PM congrats Joe on a super first place win..

Andrea Dietrich January 9, 2012 at 10:59 PM oh boy , be careful what you tell those store clerks. Funny guy!!!

Harry Horsman January 8, 2012 at 4:01 AM Well Joe, this is so good, you deserve to win with this, the contest and the lottery. harry

Lizanne Scholtz January 8, 2012 at 3:43 AM This is a good One Joe. Elizabeth

Anne-Lise Andresen January 7, 2012 at 10:26 AM Lucky or not......!?!? oxox hugs Anne-Lise

Robert Pettit January 7, 2012 at 9:27 AM With most of the girls I meet at the lottery machines these days, I would clasp my hands together with palms touching each other, and say "namaste". This is a cute limerick, and I wish you luck with it Joe.