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Not Relishing Cake

My baker’s commissioned to bake 
A huge cow shaped iced wedding cake
The groom is a farmer
He sure is a charmer
Its design could lead to heartbreak

When the bride saw the cake how she cried
Her traditional cake was denied
She screamed at the groom
Get out of this room
Then she plunged the knife in the cow’s side

Inspired by but not for contest

02~09~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Elijah Johnson Date: 2/16/2017 7:47:00 PM Fun poem. The bride always decides. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/17/2017 4:46:00 AM Thanks Elijah:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie Date: 2/16/2017 3:34:00 PM Returning to a limerick of yours Jan is to feel the warmth of the sun after the darkness of winter. Your humour is ever sharp and the photo matches wonderfully to your hilarious, brilliant words. You are a joy to read and a joy to know:-) blessings, lynn p.s. soupmail :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/16/2017 3:53:00 PM Thanks for the soup mail I am SO glad to see you back Lynn:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 2/12/2017 2:36:00 PM Your limerick is hilarious, Jan. Wherever did you find the photo of the cake. I don't blame the bride for going berserk! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2017 2:43:00 PM I just googled odd wedding cakes and found this one and couldn't resist a limerick lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett Date: 2/12/2017 10:36:00 AM brilliant Jan, just love these fun writes especially when they are as clever as this.:-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2017 10:48:00 AM Thanks Roy I do like to write with humour but will turn my hand to other forms of poetry too:-) hugs jan xx

Bernard F. Asuncion Date: 2/11/2017 9:41:00 PM Superb composition..... congrats on being chosen for the day... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2017 4:43:00 AM Thanks Bernard:-) hugs Jan xx

M.P. Shaudd Date: 2/11/2017 1:52:00 PM Should be a nursery rhyme, excellent! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 2:21:00 PM Thanks MP:-) hugs jan xx

Donna Roberts Date: 2/11/2017 1:16:00 PM Congratulations Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 1:20:00 PM Thanks Donna:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Hagy Date: 2/11/2017 1:05:00 PM HA!!...love it! Thanks for the clever laugh today Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 1:14:00 PM Thanks for dropping by Chris:-)Glad I made you laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/11/2017 12:28:00 PM - Congratulations, Jan - Mother's Day in Norway, tomorrow ... I be happy to accept a cow cake :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 12:35:00 PM Oh Happy Mother's day I think ours is in March not that we make a fuss of days like this as every day should be mother's day:-) Have a lovely time tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx

Janet Runyan Date: 2/11/2017 11:29:00 AM Your hilarious poems are shop refreshing. I love your sense of humor. Congrats on potd! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 11:31:00 AM Thanks so much Janet I love writing with humour but I can turn my hand to more serious poems which does surprise people sometimes:-) hugs Jan xx

Jeanie Bennett Date: 2/11/2017 10:54:00 AM LOVE IT !!! HAHAHA !!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 11:03:00 AM Thanks Jeanie:-) hugs Jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 2/11/2017 10:50:00 AM LOL...a good one, Jan! What a waste of good cake! Congrats on TPOD!! Hugs, Rhonda Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 11:03:00 AM Thanks Rhonda:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 2/11/2017 9:10:00 AM Congratulations Jan...Well deserved Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 9:55:00 AM Cheers Tim:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 2/11/2017 8:56:00 AM Not an FFA girl obviously. Good one Jan, congratulations for POTD honors... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 9:55:00 AM Thanks so much Charlie:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 2/11/2017 8:14:00 AM Back to say congratulations on POTD Jan:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/11/2017 9:55:00 AM Aww thanks so much Daniel:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/10/2017 6:45:00 PM haha. Good one, Jan. I thought you were gonna have her plunge the knife in the baker or whoever commissioned that cake. I would eat it anyway. It sure looks good to ME. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/10/2017 7:16:00 PM Its open to interpretation lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 2/10/2017 3:11:00 PM Ha ha! For a minute I was afraid she'd have plunged the knife somewhere else! Food for thought: In reality, did she mistakenly think he was referring to her as a cow:) ... did she see the cow as a rival :) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/10/2017 3:17:00 PM Food for thought there Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 2/10/2017 1:24:00 PM Giggles galore! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/10/2017 1:31:00 PM G;ad you enjoyed Maureen I love writing the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Chuck Melugin Date: 2/10/2017 10:05:00 AM Dear Jan, I got a kick out of this well crafted and very funny poetry! By the way, I married a dairy farmer's daughter and she's a baker, lol. 7 My best to you, chuck Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/10/2017 1:04:00 PM What a co-incidence in your family lol Glad you enjoyed it Chuck:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/10/2017 7:35:00 AM - Not exactly what the bride wanted ... a cool cow cake :))) - Love this one, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/10/2017 7:38:00 AM not exactly lol just a fun poem Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Akkina Downing Date: 2/9/2017 6:39:00 PM Awe, too bad she didn't like the cow cake I thought it's very cute :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/9/2017 7:03:00 PM Thanks Akkina:-) hugs jan xx

Carol B. Date: 2/9/2017 5:13:00 PM Too funny! Good one Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/9/2017 5:14:00 PM Thanks Carol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 2/9/2017 2:38:00 PM very cute, jan, but seeing that picture - i have to admit that i'd love a cake like that! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/9/2017 4:51:00 PM LOL Ilene I found the pic then wrote the poem. I have to admit it's not my cup of tea but to the right person it would be lovely:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 2/9/2017 11:01:00 AM Hahahahahha :)..You made my day sweet Jan.Oh the cow's cake is kind of sweet..Big smiles. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/9/2017 11:48:00 AM I saw one cake like a human skull lol the themes people choose are quite bizarre at times ! :-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 2/9/2017 10:45:00 AM Laughed out loud at this one, it is so creative, Jan - truly first rate and impressive. I just love it in all of its meanings. Hugs ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/9/2017 11:45:00 AM I found the pic and the poem was perfect but I would never enter the contest so it's another possible poem for the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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