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My baker’s commissioned to bake A huge cow shaped iced wedding cake The groom is a farmer He sure is a charmer Its design could lead to heartbreak When the bride saw the cake how she cried Her traditional cake was denied She screamed at the groom Get out of this room Then she plunged the knife in the cow’s side Inspired by but not for contest 02~09~17

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Date: 2/16/2017 7:47:00 PM
Fun poem. The bride always decides.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/17/2017 4:46:00 AM
Thanks Elijah:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/16/2017 3:34:00 PM
Returning to a limerick of yours Jan is to feel the warmth of the sun after the darkness of winter. Your humour is ever sharp and the photo matches wonderfully to your hilarious, brilliant words. You are a joy to read and a joy to know:-) blessings, lynn p.s. soupmail :-)
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Date: 2/16/2017 3:53:00 PM
Thanks for the soup mail I am SO glad to see you back Lynn:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/12/2017 2:36:00 PM
Your limerick is hilarious, Jan. Wherever did you find the photo of the cake. I don't blame the bride for going berserk! Love, Carolyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/12/2017 2:43:00 PM
I just googled odd wedding cakes and found this one and couldn't resist a limerick lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/12/2017 10:36:00 AM
brilliant Jan, just love these fun writes especially when they are as clever as this.:-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/12/2017 10:48:00 AM
Thanks Roy I do like to write with humour but will turn my hand to other forms of poetry too:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 9:41:00 PM
Superb composition..... congrats on being chosen for the day...
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Date: 2/12/2017 4:43:00 AM
Thanks Bernard:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 1:52:00 PM
Should be a nursery rhyme, excellent!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/11/2017 2:21:00 PM
Thanks MP:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 1:16:00 PM
Congratulations
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/11/2017 1:20:00 PM
Thanks Donna:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 1:05:00 PM
HA!!...love it! Thanks for the clever laugh today
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Date: 2/11/2017 1:14:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by Chris:-)Glad I made you laugh:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 12:28:00 PM
- Congratulations, Jan - Mother's Day in Norway, tomorrow ... I be happy to accept a cow cake :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/11/2017 12:35:00 PM
Oh Happy Mother's day I think ours is in March not that we make a fuss of days like this as every day should be mother's day:-) Have a lovely time tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 11:29:00 AM
Your hilarious poems are shop refreshing. I love your sense of humor. Congrats on potd!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/11/2017 11:31:00 AM
Thanks so much Janet I love writing with humour but I can turn my hand to more serious poems which does surprise people sometimes:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 10:54:00 AM
LOVE IT !!! HAHAHA !!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/11/2017 11:03:00 AM
Thanks Jeanie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 10:50:00 AM
LOL...a good one, Jan! What a waste of good cake! Congrats on TPOD!! Hugs, Rhonda
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Date: 2/11/2017 11:03:00 AM
Thanks Rhonda:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 9:10:00 AM
Congratulations Jan...Well deserved
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Date: 2/11/2017 9:55:00 AM
Cheers Tim:-):-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2017 8:56:00 AM
Not an FFA girl obviously. Good one Jan, congratulations for POTD honors...
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Date: 2/11/2017 9:55:00 AM
Thanks so much Charlie:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/10/2017 6:45:00 PM
haha. Good one, Jan. I thought you were gonna have her plunge the knife in the baker or whoever commissioned that cake. I would eat it anyway. It sure looks good to ME.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/10/2017 7:16:00 PM
Its open to interpretation lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/10/2017 3:11:00 PM
Ha ha! For a minute I was afraid she'd have plunged the knife somewhere else! Food for thought: In reality, did she mistakenly think he was referring to her as a cow:) ... did she see the cow as a rival :) Hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/10/2017 3:17:00 PM
Food for thought there Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/10/2017 1:24:00 PM
Giggles galore!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/10/2017 1:31:00 PM
G;ad you enjoyed Maureen I love writing the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2017 10:05:00 AM
Dear Jan, I got a kick out of this well crafted and very funny poetry! By the way, I married a dairy farmer's daughter and she's a baker, lol. 7 My best to you, chuck
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Date: 2/10/2017 1:04:00 PM
What a co-incidence in your family lol Glad you enjoyed it Chuck:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2017 7:35:00 AM
- Not exactly what the bride wanted ... a cool cow cake :))) - Love this one, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/10/2017 7:38:00 AM
not exactly lol just a fun poem Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/9/2017 6:39:00 PM
Awe, too bad she didn't like the cow cake I thought it's very cute :)
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Date: 2/9/2017 7:03:00 PM
Thanks Akkina:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/9/2017 5:13:00 PM
Too funny! Good one Jan.
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Date: 2/9/2017 5:14:00 PM
Thanks Carol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/9/2017 2:38:00 PM
very cute, jan, but seeing that picture - i have to admit that i'd love a cake like that!
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Date: 2/9/2017 4:51:00 PM
LOL Ilene I found the pic then wrote the poem. I have to admit it's not my cup of tea but to the right person it would be lovely:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/9/2017 2:12:00 PM
hahaha Jan. A good start to the honeymoooo....n.
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Date: 2/9/2017 4:52:00 PM
Ha Ha ha I dread to think where they'd go lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/9/2017 11:01:00 AM
Hahahahahha :)..You made my day sweet Jan.Oh the cow's cake is kind of sweet..Big smiles.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/9/2017 11:48:00 AM
I saw one cake like a human skull lol the themes people choose are quite bizarre at times ! :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/9/2017 10:45:00 AM
Laughed out loud at this one, it is so creative, Jan - truly first rate and impressive. I just love it in all of its meanings. Hugs ... CayCay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/9/2017 11:45:00 AM
I found the pic and the poem was perfect but I would never enter the contest so it's another possible poem for the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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