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Not my Child

Once upon a shopping day you see, A lady was staring at me, She asked if I remember her, Uncomfortably I said no, To this she said, you must know, As I have your child, I jumped and explained my past that was wild, I met a woman like you at the pub, From there we went to a club, We were both extremely drunk, Probably as bad as a skunk, I had my way with you on the table, I had my way with you in the stable, As a matter of fact so did my friend, This I’m sure the enjoyment you did extend, Well this could be why, This child could be from any guy, No you explained, you fool, I am a teacher at your child’s school.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 8/8/2016 7:36:00 AM
Worth reading. Enjoyed each line, especially the ending. congratulations.
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Date: 8/5/2016 10:19:00 PM
Funny poem!
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 8/8/2016 12:42:00 AM
Funny ha ha, or funny peculiar? - LOL Thank you for your comment Carole Mark
Date: 7/27/2016 12:26:00 AM
:D Hilarious! Congrats on this write and your win. Sunita
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/27/2016 12:33:00 AM
Thank you Sunita - I enjoyed writing this. Thanks for reading Mark
Date: 7/26/2016 11:43:00 AM
A moment worthy of a write, congratulations Mark...
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/27/2016 12:18:00 AM
Thank you so much Charlie - I appreciate you reading my poem. Mark
Date: 7/26/2016 7:31:00 AM
Congrats Mark, for your top placement in the contest!! ;-)
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/26/2016 11:23:00 AM
Thank you so much Teddy, I really do appreciate comments from poets of your stature on this site Regards, Mark
Date: 7/25/2016 1:46:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/26/2016 1:03:00 AM
Thank you so much Jan - I do really appreciate this, i'm actually over the moon and very determined to continue writing, it means so much to me. - thank you
Date: 7/25/2016 1:40:00 PM
Haha, the confessions of a guilty mind!Absolutely love this Mark!
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/26/2016 1:01:00 AM
Thank you for your comments and appreciation Sara - Truth will never be known LOL
Date: 7/25/2016 12:25:00 PM
Ha! Glad I got to read this. I have a true life story similar to this that I don't dare put online (but bless you for bringing back "good" memories)
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/26/2016 1:00:00 AM
Thanks - I'm glad you enjoyed this and it brought back "good" memories for you, LOL
Date: 7/7/2016 2:01:00 PM
Mark,, Welcome to Poetry soup, I hope you enjoy the community. Here, you will find friendly poets who enjoy supporting one another. I myself, enjoy reading and commenting those who want to be read. The only time I give constructive criticism is when a poet desires it. However, if for some reason the poem is not my field I will guide you to someone who is more qualified than I. Stop by and read one of my poems if you like. My poems are not perfect, but I have a feeling you might like one. I encourage you to check out the contest page and read to receive comments. Tell me a little about your poetic skills if you like. It will be my pleasure to follow and read every poem you post from here on :) We are Lucky To Have you. Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/12/2016 7:42:00 AM
Thanks for the welcome and comments - I will certainly check out your poems. Mark
Date: 7/7/2016 10:18:00 AM
Wow, Mark makes a lot of sense.... Mark, Welcome to poetry soup, after reading this I TOO THINK YOU ARE AN Accomplished writer. Glad to see you enjoying it so much here. Flourishing among this community is easier than you think. Keep up the good work. *SKAT*
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/12/2016 7:43:00 AM
Thank you Skat for the welcome and comments - Mark
Date: 7/7/2016 7:59:00 AM
Love the twist at the end Mark a great write:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Paul van der Merwe
Date: 7/12/2016 7:45:00 AM
Thank you Jan - I enjoyed writing this - in no way true, LOL Mark