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Not a stud

(This is a fictional poem) I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud. When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud. I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio. When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go. I've come to realize that I am not a stud. My name is Randy but to women my name is mud.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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