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Noisy Neighbor

chocolate covered nut, was my neighbor and crazy as a loon banged on his pots and pans each night while howling at the moon disturb me once more, I thought and I will teach you well with noise so horrific you'd rather be in h_ll! he did not heed my warning, and howled on night and day so I set my alarm for 3AM sure I'd get my say I pointed mighty amplifiers out my windows old I opened up said windows, I did not fear the cold so it's noise you want? I muttered so angry and so sick, pushed down my organ's "on" button, and gladly heard it click now my mighty organ would rumble with sounds so awful you would run discordant notes I blasted volume pedal pushed full gun the roar was long and frightful my own ears began to bleed, but I'd teach this momma mucker what he must surely need so my windows, they did shatter as did his and others' too but I kept my keys depressed I even used a shoe now a sound this bad, I understand can waken up the dead so sure enough I rumbled on pain swelling in my head and there among the mists of night, a thing most to dread so eerie- scary and more appeared the ghost of my long lost love my most beautiful Lenore she did not look so pleased and in her hand she held a pot to brain my noggin', until from it silence was finally bled I gasped, I chocked, I whimpered frightened out of my very wits and if you checked my underwear you surely would find ____z so i stopped, and she was gone my neighbor still banging gong, gong, gong! only now when he does this I smile and join along I sit and howl, and drivel banging gong, gong, gong, gong, gong!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2007




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