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No Sugar in Me Tea Please

No sugar in me tea please no sugar in me tea I like it sweet but can't see my feet No sugar in me tea please No butter on me bread ma'am no butter on me bread If I left me chin, gotta do it again now I got two of them No butter on me bread ma'am No pie on me plate sir no pie on me plate I crave pie a la Mode but me poor pants might explode No pie on me plate sir No sugar in me tea please no sugar in me tea It's my fate, to lose some weight celery replaces cake No sugar in me tea please.

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Date: 4/27/2015 5:34:00 AM
OK, they won't put tea in your sugar, and no butter, I have told them you want everything plain. Kudos! 7+++!
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Fritz Purdum
Date: 4/27/2015 1:52:00 PM
Thank you, next they'll expect exercise.
Date: 4/26/2015 10:15:00 PM
Very funny Fritz!
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Fritz Purdum
Date: 4/27/2015 5:19:00 AM
Thank you I appreciate it.