No Respect

I told my wife that I'm a poet She said, "Okay dear that's great" I said, "I'm gonna be famous someday" She said, "Really?, I just can't wait" Now I don't think she takes me seriously Mostly by the way she grins When I start typing with my serious face That's when her smile begins I say, "What's so dadgum funny?" She says, "You type like a little girl" I said, "I prefer to type with one finger" She says, "Okay then give it a whirl" And when I ask her to read it back She says, "Sorry, I can't find my glasses" And before I remember she has 20/20 vision The moment just always passes I told her, "One day I'll make you proud, And I'll bring home tons of cash" She said, "Honey if you wanna make me proud, Then try taking out the trash" Well I just keep on writing anyway Her comments I've come to expect Mean while I'll keep taking out the trash Just to get my wife's respect