No Problem Is a Problem For Me

Summersaulting on the clouds of time
Makes me thirsty for yesterday’s old ones
They were the best; their laps were soft.
Kindness was their middle name.
Their first name polite.

No one said, “no problem”.
They said, “You are welcome”.
“No problem” to me means “you are not really welcome”.
My mind growls and snarls every time I hear it.

Curtseys are weird, and never looked right.
I do not go in for genuflecting either.
Because I am not of that religious persuasion.
Then of course I might flex.

I am doing cartwheels now, reaching my toes toward Jupiter
Showing the gods and goddesses I am limber enough to show them up
They scoff at my antics, sneering at my enthusiasm.
I care not, for I am in my own world
Still steaming over “no problem”
which I guess is one.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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May 14, 2021 at 5:59 AM
No problem is a problem when there is no solution, if there is, we can solve it ... I don't give a damn about other people's idiosyncrasies ,,, I just follow, the caravan passes by .. salute alkas
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May 14, 2021 at 5:22 PM
You hare a great outlook; I have no idea why this is a "deal" for me, but when I spoke to others they felt the same way.
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May 13, 2021 at 6:52 PM
My sentiments exactly! I also detest "for sure."
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May 14, 2021 at 5:22 PM
"for sure" is something I never hear, but my husband claims I say "whatever" so I have been listening to my mouth, to see when. So far, nothing.
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