No Nose Beans

A young teacher in Wichita Excused her class with a strange phrase, "Don't stick any beans up your nose!" It just never ceased to amaze! She told them when she was quite young She stuck a small bean up her nose She told no one that it was stuck Just too embarrassed I suppose It had been there a couple of months Before a doctor took it out But when they saw it, what a shock The little bean had begun to sprout! So each day when the class bell rang You always heard that teacher say, "Don't stick any beans up your nose," And have a nice rest of the day!