No Candy Here

Sorry boys and girls,
Please don't think I'm mean;
Ain't  no treats this season,
Not this Halloween!

The porch lights ain't workin',
To kiddos on the streets;
Tricks are on the menu,
And you won't find no treats!

Our kids are all grown up,
I guess we've lost the mood;
We ain't rotten people,
Pardon our attitude!

My sweetie bought some candy,
Perhaps a bag or two;
I'll toss 'em in the cooler,
What else are we to do?!

Sorry boys and girls,
We ain't feelin' this scene;
Maybe in a year or two,
But not this Halloween!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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George   Avatar
January 2, 2010 at 1:35 PM
I usually buy bags and bags of candy and get 2 or 3 kids....I live out in the sticks. ThenI spend the rest of the night eating it myself. HA...Ha.....I guess the trick was on me as I sit here and look at my thighs. Lainie
Nutter Avatar
December 31, 2009 at 1:08 PM
Congratulations on having your poem featured this week. A well deserved honor.
Brown Avatar
December 30, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Lol! I love it!congrats on being featured this week have a blessed new year!
Brown Avatar
December 29, 2009 at 7:49 AM
Congratulations on your excellent poetry being featured this week Milton. I wish you the best with your writing endeavors in 2010 whatever they may be. Love, Carol
Fraser Avatar
December 28, 2009 at 3:13 AM
Congratulations on your fine poem being featured this week, Happy New Year >> James
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December 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Just wanted to drop by and add congratulations on having your poem featured to my other comment. Enjoy your honor. Keep on writing!
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November 3, 2008 at 4:19 PM
I got a good chuckle out of this one. The rhyme works well to help set the tone. This is wonderful. I enjoyed it. Thanks for the day brightener. Karen
Gorelick Avatar
October 31, 2008 at 7:37 AM
I hear you! But this year weve gathered our wits and bought some candy. I'm actually looking forward to it. I love your rhymes..BG
Winter Avatar
October 31, 2008 at 5:42 AM
Bah humbug Milt! ~lol~ I haven't even bought candy yet! Sadly, we don't even get too many kids anymore. You should live here! : ) Happy Halloween! Love, Shar
Jordan Avatar
October 31, 2008 at 5:22 AM
Hi Milton - There are times that the stresses of life just get us down and it's hard to be uplifting - I used to love taking the kids trick or treating but my injuries last year left me waiting in the car and this year I'm forced to be the candy passer outer - I'll keep you in my prayers and hopefully next year things will be better for you - God Bless
Higgins Avatar
October 31, 2008 at 5:21 AM
Love it Milton. I am ther with you. I am keeping my lights off today. Lovley write.
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